By roadkill - United States Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML I agree, your life sucks 34175 You deserved it 2815 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, despite all my begging for him to at least be civil, my son started his eulogy at his dad's funeral with the words, “Let me tell you a few things about the bastard in the coffin over there.” It only got worse. FML I agree, your life sucks 2042 You deserved it 508 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By leah12 - United States Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I am Leah. She mixed up the letters to the wrong envelopes. FML I agree, your life sucks 78401 You deserved it 3517 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whathehell - United Kingdom Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML I agree, your life sucks 57014 You deserved it 3622 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML I agree, your life sucks 62397 You deserved it 4812 223 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By so embarrassing - United States - Renton Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML I agree, your life sucks 13524 You deserved it 1494 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crazy_bitch122 - United States Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML I agree, your life sucks 41465 You deserved it 6275 200 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By killme Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me and that she is not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose... FML I agree, your life sucks 2988 You deserved it 326 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Addigirl - United States - Fort Lauderdale Today, I ordered pick-up from a restaurant I really like. It was pouring, so instead of taking the long way across the pedestrian walk, I ran through a grass-covered area and tripped on tree roots. I was right in front of the restaurant, so everybody saw me. FML I agree, your life sucks 5489 You deserved it 1406 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rice_cake - Australia Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML I agree, your life sucks 59081 You deserved it 25937 213 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cereal_mistress - United States - Sonoma Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML I agree, your life sucks 34707 You deserved it 95823 251 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username Today, I was prescribed anti-anxiety medication due to the high level of stress that I experience at my job. Unfortunately, I cannot afford the medication because I do not make enough money at said job. FML I agree, your life sucks 35575 You deserved it 4279 200 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dezzy - United States - Springfield Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML I agree, your life sucks 42100 You deserved it 4914 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WTFFAIL - Canada - Montreal Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 25492 You deserved it 8943 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mama75 - United States Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML I agree, your life sucks 32165 You deserved it 5092 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 918boyz - United States Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML I agree, your life sucks 37718 You deserved it 2598 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By areyouserious - United States - Fresno Today, my older brother thinks typing out a Wikipedia article for an essay is not plagiarism, because he didn't "copy and paste" it. He's in college. FML I agree, your life sucks 32888 You deserved it 2475 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML I agree, your life sucks 2461 You deserved it 223 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By paranoid - United States Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 14647 You deserved it 54933 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Maxie-Nathanial - United States Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML I agree, your life sucks 34725 You deserved it 8200 165 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 30497 You deserved it 13877 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I went to feed my neighbor's cat while he was out of town. The cat was sick, so part of my job was to give it a pill each time I came. Cats don't like swallowing pills. My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawed. I was wearing shorts. FML I agree, your life sucks 27367 You deserved it 6186 168 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bloop - United States - Ayer Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 16262 You deserved it 1236 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Xbieblette51 - United States - Lynnwood Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML I agree, your life sucks 48747 You deserved it 6924 147 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML I agree, your life sucks 40010 You deserved it 3157 154 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Letchworth Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML I agree, your life sucks 31425 You deserved it 4009 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unluckybirthdaykid Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML I agree, your life sucks 5402 You deserved it 389 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Banana_Lord - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML I agree, your life sucks 33714 You deserved it 3142 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By brittsters - Canada - Hamilton Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked the baby up, totally unaware that she had just eaten. As I went to give her a kiss, she vomited straight into my mouth. Let's just say she wasn't the only one who puked. FML I agree, your life sucks 23843 You deserved it 3039 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bee - United States Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML I agree, your life sucks 10356 You deserved it 91656 153 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By scarred_sibling - United States Caught red handed Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML I agree, your life sucks 39272 You deserved it 3022 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ray - United States Das wat u get hoomin Today, we took my cat to get her shots. She screeched and clamored in the car until I took her out of the carrier and held her in my lap...where she immediately pooped on my new white pants and then hid under the seat. FML I agree, your life sucks 3037 You deserved it 2355 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 0stvn0 - Canada Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML I agree, your life sucks 33452 You deserved it 5608 221 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By theapplesleader - United States - Washington Yucky! Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 1525 You deserved it 3652 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FedExMan - United States Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML I agree, your life sucks 41610 You deserved it 2604 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML I agree, your life sucks 21114 You deserved it 24472 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - France Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML I agree, your life sucks 25254 You deserved it 3741 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By headache Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML I agree, your life sucks 1767 You deserved it 152 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By raybandy - United States Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML I agree, your life sucks 26171 You deserved it 2344 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cooky - United Kingdom Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML I agree, your life sucks 40229 You deserved it 6708 231 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 4 0 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 243 You deserved it 101 3 Comments
