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By ringhider - 8/10/2010 16:55 - France Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML I agree, your life sucks 48519 You deserved it 6902 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gross - 2/5/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 32919 You deserved it 3946 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LeoCor - 27/8/2018 20:30 Today, and for the past 2 weeks, I've had a massive pain in my throat. It went down for a while with antibiotics, but when it came back I had to go to the hospital for an emergency surgery. There was a 3cm abscess growing in my throat. Happy birthday to me! FML I agree, your life sucks 1996 You deserved it 105 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Spencer - 6/12/2018 12:30 Today, I decided to try an online therapy site seeing as I have been feeling very lonely and don’t have any friends to talk to about my issues. After filling out all the initial forms, the site told me there was no one available to speak to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2739 You deserved it 190 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By goldendarkness - 9/7/2016 01:34 Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML I agree, your life sucks 11652 You deserved it 2928 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jobless - 1/12/2015 04:01 - New Zealand - Auckland Today, HR sent a review email to me asking me to anonymously tell them about my boss. I decided to use this opportunity to tell them what a dick he was. I printed off the review, filled it out, then scanned and emailed it to myself. Or so I thought. Turns out I'd sent the review to my boss. FML I agree, your life sucks 19326 You deserved it 18402 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rufusthepenis - 2/10/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 38941 You deserved it 4799 115 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By not amused - 19/5/2016 09:01 - Ireland - Cork Today, my dad woke me up in a panic at five to ten in the morning, because he couldn't figure out how to type the "@" in an e-mail address. FML I agree, your life sucks 12862 You deserved it 1361 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Claire.L - 10/5/2020 20:00 Catch 22 Today, I gave my boss a two-month notice. He threatened me by saying he wouldn't provide a reference if I quit in July instead of August. I need the reference to pursue my dream to work in the USA as a nanny. I have no other choice, I either work under their pressure or start all over. FML. I agree, your life sucks 1501 You deserved it 114 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By storyofmylife - 23/2/2011 21:52 - United States Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML I agree, your life sucks 44349 You deserved it 3979 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/1/2016 17:47 - United States - Winona Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML I agree, your life sucks 16661 You deserved it 16059 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DepressedCellist - 27/9/2018 12:00 Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2436 You deserved it 484 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon O'Mous - 2/1/2012 15:38 - United States Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML I agree, your life sucks 25498 You deserved it 5667 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/9/2020 05:02 Life of Brian Today, I never wanted a wife, so of course I got married. I never wanted kids, so of course my unwanted wife insisted we have two. My mother-in-law, who I wish daily would get hit by a bus, just got hired at my workplace. My only pleasure in life is fishing and my kids just broke my only rod. FML I agree, your life sucks 608 You deserved it 3815 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KennyDidIt - 9/12/2012 13:18 - United States - Grand Bay Today, it's my sixth day taking care of my family's seven animals while my parents are in Singapore. So far, I've emergency-called the vet twice, taken a dog to the vet once, and cleaned up liquid dog shit five times. FML I agree, your life sucks 26526 You deserved it 2819 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By openended - 21/11/2014 16:56 - United States - Mission Viejo Today, I realized that having an open relationship isn't all that great, when my boyfriend hooked up with his ex and dumped me for her. FML I agree, your life sucks 30367 You deserved it 19294 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/1/2011 01:05 - United States Today, I mailed out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realized that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML I agree, your life sucks 14415 You deserved it 32123 34 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/9/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML I agree, your life sucks 15757 You deserved it 4626 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hatelittleboys - 15/10/2009 17:04 - United States Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML I agree, your life sucks 8956 You deserved it 64051 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/6/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML I agree, your life sucks 51870 You deserved it 4712 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jeff - 2/3/2010 15:53 - United States Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML I agree, your life sucks 11921 You deserved it 41614 384 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TeamVomit - 27/8/2017 23:15 Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML I agree, your life sucks 5707 You deserved it 293 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/6/2009 04:41 - United States Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML I agree, your life sucks 71499 You deserved it 3465 132 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - 7/8/2012 03:08 - Australia Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML I agree, your life sucks 25821 You deserved it 8123 154 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/7/2013 17:51 - Finland Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML I agree, your life sucks 49958 You deserved it 8723 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By juwkgo - 17/2/2010 15:05 - United States Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML I agree, your life sucks 33950 You deserved it 5566 161 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SomeExplainingToDo - 4/9/2017 04:30 Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML I agree, your life sucks 3358 You deserved it 1674 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fffhjno - 28/9/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML I agree, your life sucks 12014 You deserved it 1173 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gutted. - 21/3/2009 23:04 - United Kingdom Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML I agree, your life sucks 57207 You deserved it 6759 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pregnantapparently - 10/12/2015 18:45 - United States - Durham Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML I agree, your life sucks 24868 You deserved it 3232 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By meranda_johnson - 13/12/2012 08:58 - United States Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 26728 You deserved it 2519 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By annababyyyy - 10/11/2014 05:01 - United States - Rockville Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML I agree, your life sucks 44491 You deserved it 7437 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cryface - 7/2/2014 04:48 - Canada - Toronto Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 49855 You deserved it 17714 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By greasyhair - 7/9/2009 20:25 - United States Today, I finally figured out why my 5 year old daughter washes her hair everyday. It's because she doesn't want to have "yucky greasy" hair like her mommy. FML I agree, your life sucks 16896 You deserved it 47238 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Skankeriffic - 19/2/2010 05:13 - United States Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 7190 You deserved it 30543 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nicos - 25/12/2008 06:07 - France Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML I agree, your life sucks 28819 You deserved it 6187 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GodDaughter - 20/9/2009 00:08 - United States Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 37496 You deserved it 9929 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By *SuperCringe* - 28/9/2017 16:00 Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML I agree, your life sucks 3069 You deserved it 946 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Emily - 21/8/2011 04:54 - United States Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 32644 You deserved it 42455 358 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/3/2020 16:00 Wrong place, right time Today, I stopped to gas up. The pump wasn't taking my BP rewards card, and it said to go see the cashier. I went in to ask what's up, where the cashier politely pointed out that I was in a Shell gas station, not a BP. FML I agree, your life sucks 436 You deserved it 1793 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML I agree, your life sucks 300 You deserved it 46 1 Comments
Today, I offered to give my ex a ride home from work. He and I ended on good terms years ago, we just aren't compatible with each other. I dropped him... I agree, your life sucks 1827 You deserved it 77 8 Comments
