Put on your thinking caps... It's quiz time!

Think you can complete all five FMLs? I dare you to try.

Welcome back!

In case you're new, Wednesday means quiz day here at FML. Expert and bullshitter alike put their skills to the test each week to complete the five FMLs. Few prevail. It's a challenge for sure, but what would life be without a little struggle? We wouldn't need this website anymore! What a horrible thought.

How it works:

Choose the best multiple-choice option to complete the FML. Scroll down for the answer key. Comment your results. Champs win bragging rights, but everyone gets a compliment from me (even if they do a terrible job) until the next quiz comes out a week later. Nothing but good vibes here, guys.


1. Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently...

  1. the rent is due on the 1st. FML

  2. I owe them back-payments for years of music lessons, dance camp, and braces. FML

  3. my birthday party cost me $250. FML

  4. I'm the only reason we have a cable package so it's on me. FML


2. Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that...

  1. my now-wet white t-shirt exposed everything. Everything. FML

  2. my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

  3. the hair dye I'd just finished applying was now running down my face and torso. Pajamas officially ruined. FML

  4. I'd awoken a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era. FML


3. Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's...

  1. psychologist. FML

  2. gastroenterologist. FML

  3. gynecologist. FML

  4. mammogram technologist. FML


4. Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was...

  1. to hit the desired prize with the darts. FML

  2. to throw them all as quickly as possible. FML

  3. to throw them as hard as possible. FML

  4. to hit me with the darts. FML


5. Today, my wife received a $15,000 bonus from her work. I got a __________ from mine. FML

  1. keychain

  2. coupon for the jelly of the month club

  3. backpack

  4. luncheon

Got your final answers? Scroll past the fancy lizards to see how you did!



tl;dr - ABCDC




So? How did you do?

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As always, comment your score below and I'll share the love!

B-B-B-BONUS ROUND: Choose the theme for next week's quiz! Tacos, Star Wars, dogs, coffee, The Office... Whatever you come up with, I'll try to find related FMLs and gifs and we'll call it a party.

Until next week,
Cali ♥︎




By Cali / Wednesday 10 May 2017 17:17 /
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By  somedudesomewher  |  29

Cali... I know you want a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era very badly... but it isn't going to happen... may it be a woman dancing in the rain... or a woman who took a a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains and mistook a black and white cat for it... or a weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself...

  Cali  |  54

Of course you're the only one with a suggestion... and of course it's the fucking tacos. Oh, Nina. −_−