Pit wit against bullshit in the FML Quiz! Only true experts will prevail.

Are you an authority in all things FML? Are you a fresh-faced n00b? Does it even matter? Come find out!

Happy Wednesday, FML crew! It's quiz time! This is the last quiz for the month of April... are y'all happy to be done with all this clucking egg nonsense? I can't wait for the prizes to be sent out... it's like xmas! Alan is totally our Santa. I should get him a hat.

Here's how it works:

Choose the best multiple-choice option to complete the FML. Scroll down for the answer key. Comment your results. Champs win bragging rights, but everyone gets a compliment from me (even if they do a terrible job) until the next quiz comes out a week later. Nothing but good vibes here, guys.

Time to begin!

1. Today, a woman who works in the clinic across the road told me that my glass isn't frosted enough and she and all her patients can see me when...

  1. my boyfriend is "visiting". FML

  2. I walk around naked in the mornings. FML

  3. I shower. FML

  4. I'm sweating through my zumba routines. FML

2. Today, my mother commented "__________" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

  1. lol

  2. chubby cheeks

  3. idiot

  4. loser

3. Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to...

  1. speed off to her boyfriend's house in my car. I need to drive to work in an hour. FML

  2. blast her music in her room. I'm trying to study. FML

  3. smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

  4. throw the cake our mom had just baked in the trash. Happy birthday to me. FML

4. Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said...

  1. "Excuse me, would you spare a moment of your time for the word of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" FML

  2. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

  3. "I'm looking for a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era. Have you seen anything?" FML

  4. "You've got nice feet. If you're ever strapped for cash, give me a call. " and left his card on the table. FML

5. Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I...

  1. hit a moose. FML

  2. drifted to the right and scraped a guardrail. FML

  3. rear-ended someone. FML

  4. swerved to avoid a dog and hit a telephone pole. FML


Final answers? Are you sure? Scroll on through to check your score...


tl;dr - CDCBA


How did you do, babe-a-roo?

As always, comment your score below and I'll show you love. ♡

Thanks for playing, ladies and gentlemen.

Until next week!
✌︎ Cali


By Cali / Wednesday 26 April 2017 11:47 /
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  Cali  |  54

Haha don't sweat it, WyldGundam! I'll try to include a few more recent FMLs in the next quiz so you guys have a better chance!

  Cali  |  54

Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Jk... this one might've been harder since a lot of the FMLs were older. A+ for effort!