My electric toothbrush

By Anonymous - 27/11/2019 18:00 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeepooooooossstttttt

either someone stole or reposted this. or it fml screwed up. this post is years old

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if you don't scrub every toilet, drain and baseboard with her toothbrush and/or punch that nasty bitch in the throat....🤦🏿‍♀️ just throw away the whole sister! there's a 2 for 1 special at Walmart, maybe the next one will be better

Did you smell the brush-head to see if she used that end? If not, I volunteer to help you with that!

Hahaha!! Maybe buy her a vibrator for christmas? And keep your toothbrush in your room...

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeepooooooossstttttt

either someone stole or reposted this. or it fml screwed up. this post is years old

Now you know why the battery runs out so fast... it was used to create happiness.

This is an old FML.

I think FML is running out of ideas and is just reposting old FMLs

I hadn't considered that the site might be doing it. Hmm. There is still new stuff entering the moderation queue, though.

Hooray for bleach!

Casey Padovani 9

They’re definitely reposting this is the the 6th one I’ve seen.