The chicken nugget bucket is here, fam. And it's marvelous.

Avid FML readers may remember the FML about the couple who was having sex when the guy suddenly got up, stole his girl's nuggets and dipped out? Well, this article is for you, girl. Go get your nuggets. Get the NUGGETS YOU DESERVE. 

Unfortunately, as is usually the case with all the pure, wonderful things in life; there is a catch. The promotion has come about in collaboration with the J-pop group NGT48,  so the nugget bucket will unfortunately only be available in Japan. Those lucky bastards. (Though, nothing we really can't work with. I'm not opposed to flying to Asia. Don't test me.)

Alas, Americans will have to continue to live with the meager 20 piece nuggets. It just seems like such a rip off now that we know the possibilities of what's out there. 

As for that one girl who's man stole her nuggets? I suggest you go out and buy two packs and go to town. You don't need no man when you got nuggets.