Jimmy Fallon Has Asked For The Best #WeddingFails, And Twitter Did Not Disappoint.
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out something funny, weird, or embarrassing that happened at a wedding and tag it with #WeddingFail. Could be on our show!— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 15, 2018
1. Starting off with one of Jimmy's own stories, and quickly followed by Linda. God damn it, Linda.
During the "Speak now or forever hold your peace" part, a lady chimed in w/ "Well..." An old guy nearby said "Hold your damn peace, Linda!" so Linda just sighed and said "FINE." #WeddingFail— Tyler Hughs (@TylerHughs) May 15, 2018
2. Who the HELL is Chad?!
3. But, Pokémon.
I was with some friends last summer playing Pokemon go, when a woman in a wedding dress showed up and started playing with us. Suddenly we heard someone shout "YOU AREN'T SKIPPING THE RECEPTION!" and 3 groomsman dragged her away. #WeddingFail— Alex Lason (@LasonAlex) May 15, 2018
4. They're just really happy for them.
5. HA-HA! Women ownership!! JOKE!
After my dad walked me down the aisle, but before he gave me away, he asked my fiancée “Did you bring the money?” #WeddingFail— tina dawson (@tina_como) May 15, 2018
6. They're super close.
Guests were questioning my relationship with my father when Let's Get it On by Marvin Gaye was played by accident for the Father/Daughter dance. #WeddingFail— Leanne Smith (@smith_127) May 15, 2018
7. And that was one angry bride.
#WeddingFail At my friend's wedding, they kneeled at the altar and on the bottom of the groom's shoes, the groomsmen had written "Help Me." While the pastor prayed, everyone else was laughing their butts off.— Christy Wells-Reece (@ReecePeyton1964) May 15, 2018
8. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Entire wedding party was Marine officers. My daughters played hide-and-seek during the reception. Youngest hid so well that it stopped the party. The DJ even urged her to show herself. Panicked, a military grade perimeter search ensued. Marines 1, five year old 0. #weddingfail— camitx (@TrimTabMinds) May 15, 2018
9. Ok 2 days seems like a little much.
The Groomsmen wrapped the Bride & Grooms car in Saran Wrap at the reception. Took them 2 days to get into it, they missed their honeymoon & filed for annulment after 3 days because of irreconcilable differences. #WeddingFail pic.twitter.com/5LTHeZWyhX— 🌸 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕚 🌸 (@equstryan14) May 15, 2018
10. "I LIKE, LOVE YOU SO MUCH."
11. That's only a fail if the bride agrees.
The best man, during his speech, said if he would have met the bride first he would be the one getting married. #WeddingFail— Craig Triplett (@CraigTriplett) May 15, 2018
12. She's a keeper.
13. Gotta be prepared.
Gave a speech I'd prepared a week prior. Had a joke, "this day is so emotional, even the cake is in tiers." Pointed over to the cake table, and there were cupcakes. #WeddingFail— S. H. Love (@AuthorSHLove) May 15, 2018
14. Well, alright then.
The dj cut short our first dance because it was “too long” and “no one was into it” and it was “time to move things along” #weddingfail— Kristina C. Dunn (@KristinaCorine) May 15, 2018
15. It's her special day!
As my husband and I were having our portraits taken right before the ceremony, my motherinlaw showed up in her custom made dress that none of us had seen yet. It was a WHITE gown. She said, “If Pippa can wear white, so can I.” #WeddingFail— Not So Fast, Missy (@MissySkies) May 15, 2018
16. Airplane mode, just to be safe.
Phone went off in the middle of a ceremony. The middle-aged Priest was unamused, paused the ceremony and started lecturing on the etiquette of church service. Turns out it was his phone ringing. #WeddingFail— Jazz Lover (@JazzLov05299135) May 15, 2018
17. Well, at least it's a day you'll both never forget.
My wife bailed me out of jail in her wedding dress. Mug shots in tuxedo. Office said I was the best dressed individual he's ever photographed. #WeddingFail— Mitch Stuhr (@Stuhr) May 15, 2018
18. They say desperation is not the way to attract a mate...
I thought it was assumed that I, the MOH, should catch the bouquet. I ended up fighting a 10 year old for it, and after yelling “Please I’m 24,” I decided to let her have it because she’ll probably get married before me anyway. Then her mom made her give it back. #WeddingFail pic.twitter.com/0XlCDb1sc3— Amber Wiser (@awise1214) May 16, 2018