It's Tweet Time! Here Are The 18 Best Tweets From This Past Week.
1. You live and you learn.
Yo I didn’t know those ig questions weren’t anonymous and I told someone their head was shaped like an almond— Henry (@HenryOr_) July 11, 2018
me before i can even tell the joke https://t.co/XMGhje7rWU— lucia rodriguez (@lrodrigguueezz) July 7, 2018
3. Relationship goals.
This morning I woke up crying cause I had a bad dream and my half asleep boyfriend hugs me and says “don’t worry babe it’s cause the planets are in Gatorade remember” LMAO 😩😂— alyssa lauren (@_AlyssaLauren) July 9, 2018
4. Oh shiiiit
me: I've conquered my fear of ghosts— Shen the Bird (@Shen_the_Bird) July 9, 2018
therapist: that's the spirit
me: oh fuck where
*opens instagram* pic.twitter.com/Elvy3VLi23— Raech(L) (@raechelle_e) July 11, 2018
6. no no no, no no noooo stick to the stuff you knooooow
my 9 year old sister just asked me if I knew who Zac Efron was. child, I was breakin’ free, soarin’ flyin’ before you were born— Michael-Chase Strollo (@mcstrollo) July 9, 2018
7. They be talkin mad shit
what they be sayin? https://t.co/LClEGx255j— 🧞♀️ (@sabirinnx) July 6, 2018
8. If this isn't the most accurate thing ever
Wild bee: just getting snack— 🌙 C.M. Galdre 🔮 (@CMGaldre) July 8, 2018
Me: no prob bee
Mason bee: just make house
Me: build a way b
Honey bee:jus sampling the lavenders
Me: you know I got an assortment
Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h
Me: *holds flower still*
Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN HELL
Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U
9. Celebrity children's names got me shook.
This mf announced the baby’s birth like an album release 💀 https://t.co/xMiSJKDFbl— Trashye (@TrashyeWest) July 11, 2018
10. When you watch too much porn:
u ever drink water rlly intensely n it's dripping down ur chin n shit but ur lettin it and in that moment u really and truly are a dirty slut for water— bad lil kitty (@Karalela) July 12, 2018
There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.— em (@emmabetsinger) July 7, 2018
12. WHY DOES THIS NOT EXIST?
i wish girls who want boob jobs and girls who want boob reductions could just like. venmo each other some tity.— harry styles' plaid flare gucci pants (@hellakyra) July 11, 2018
13. This one specific lizard>everyone
Some men are not trash https://t.co/MWkihYIGNd— angry feminist (@Mahnxr) July 8, 2018
14. How dare he be with anyone else, ever
My future husband is probably fake laughing at his girlfriend’s lame ass jokes rn. Be patient King, a true clown is on the way.— Brownie (@jalenciaga_) July 10, 2018
my gut feeling: don’t do it— anthony (@xforcades2) July 10, 2018
me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i think i'll do it
16. ....Really how is this any different than a plane!?
So a plane? https://t.co/AYfvOSg3Xd— Nosa Isabor (@NosaIsabor) July 11, 2018
17. "WE DA BEST"
dj khaled https://t.co/ut4KDNuAhl— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) July 10, 2018
18. Art inspiration.
Yall my friend was just tryna take a pic with her ice cream but something about it looked too familiar sdjkjjsj 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/RRoe8B2IZ9— Amahle (@pjmboothang) July 7, 2018