It's Tweet Time! Here are The 16 Funniest Tweets From This Past Week.
It's that weird time of year where half the world is enjoying nice weather and the other half is extremely bitter that summer seems like it will never arrive, and you're just watching snaps of people on the beach wishing sand would make a home in their butt cracks. Fortunately, no matter the weather, people will always be hilarious on Twitter. Luckily for you, more happened in the blue-bird land than just Kanye West tweeting a bunch of Rupi Kaur style tweets. And we've collected them, right here for you. Here are the 16 funniest tweets of the week. Enjoy!
1. Wait for it.
this is what the world map sounds like on the piano😮 pic.twitter.com/eyonAOz3D9— kara☀︎ (@karaweeks_) April 17, 2018
2. Girl congratulations
So I'm ready to be a mother so I go to petco and get Marvin and the next day I'm a grandma... pic.twitter.com/uX9bN08LOX— Erin Walsh👑 (@erin_w_24) April 18, 2018
3. Honestly it's too late.
Just realized that my bf never asked me to be his gf and we never established that we are dating. We just like live together and have a baby together. But we don't have an anniversary or anything. Omg are we dating? Is it too late to ask what are we? What if we are just friends— tess (@that1mum) April 17, 2018
4. Forcast shows all future tweet lists including a Cardi B interview.
Bro Cardi B is something else 😂💀 pic.twitter.com/HpZdGCoW0E— ´\_(ツ)_/¯ (@StashTrashs) April 16, 2018
5. That guy's face tho
LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/ifo1wwpqf4— Pepino Ortiz 🥒 (@alexbarajas94) April 15, 2018
6.The Snoop-Dogg-iest tweet to ever be a Snoop Dogg tweet.
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out 4 me tonite! #420eve— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) April 20, 2018
7. This animal is having NONE OF THIS.
Having a bad day?— Ignoble Savage (@drayzze) April 17, 2018
Remember, you don't have to take what anyone's trying to feed you. pic.twitter.com/FcZC1VWSJ7
8. All servers can relate.
me: can I get you anything else?— 𝒌𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒂 ♛ (@fvckseaworId) April 17, 2018
customer: yeah, a million dollars
9. Our future leaders, ladies and gentlemen.
I was tutoring today and one of the kids asked me what year I was born. I said “1996” and she said “were you a slave?”— sanula (@aicnasancia) April 19, 2018
10. This dog is so sneaky.
My sisters guide dog always sneakily walks her into this store without her knowing 😂😍 I love dogs, man pic.twitter.com/UuE9wDN4md— Michele Sykora (@michelesykora) April 20, 2018
11. Everything about this entire thread is golden.
“Like that but cat” crying 😂 pic.twitter.com/fnRSXF2ZHf— Millie (@millieallchin) April 16, 2018
12. Sound on, please.
I’m going to hell pic.twitter.com/rrL7fo5pJJ— Alisha (@xalishaxg) April 18, 2018
13. The fuckboi-ery.
I hung out with this guy a couple times last semester and this morning he tried to snapchat me and a bunch of other girls but accidentally started a huge groupchat and pic.twitter.com/CgSG5xGgro— Elizabeth 🌈 (@springbreak2005) April 20, 2018
14. Can someone confirm that this man is ok please...
My gf texted me back after I told her I’m canceling our plans 2nite cuz I wanna drink beer w/ my friends instead& she’s totally cool w/ it. She told me ”do whatever u want. I find it funny...”— Zach Svobodny (@ZachSvobodny) April 19, 2018
I didn’t bother reading the whole message cuz I’m driving but I’m glad she‘s not mad
15. So close.
Y'all my cousin sent me this video and I'm crying 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/LHxC2RSIpp— Michael Krommendyk (@MikeKrommendyk) April 16, 2018
16. ONLY DOG CAN GET WATER.
I’ve have yet to finish watering my plants 💀 pic.twitter.com/UikjA9UPzH— Serene (@JabinSerene) April 19, 2018