It's Towel Day! And We're Taking That Literally, So Here Are 17 FMLs About Towels!
We know that it's a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy thing, but believe it or not, there are FML-a-plenty about towels. See for yourself below.
1. Time to own watcha got and strut the runway.
By sadCowboysfan - 15/9/2017 05:05 - Canada - Ajax
2. Oh, you're welcome.
By Misspoopypants - 25/7/2017 05:00
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
3. The YDI of all YDI's.
By Anonymous - 4/3/2017 14:00
4. Thank you for the imagry.
5. Chicken is dangerous!
By murtato - 20/11/2016 00:40 - United Kingdom - London
6. Looking for a natural glow? Try Red Ant Towels!
7. HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?
By LaundryVictim - 15/6/2016 20:50
8. ...And even if he did. Still gross.
By WheatiesMan - 15/6/2016 10:52
Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
9. Lawd grant me the confidence that old people have about being nude.
By Anonymous - 13/2/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park
10. What is this, Cinderella?
By Anonymous - 19/1/2016 12:43 - Canada - Bedford
11. He's Just Not That Into You.
By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 11:40 - Austria - Vienna
12. Um, is your dog OK? Never has a follow up been more necessary.
By justin Bieber - 15/6/2015 14:49 - United States - Westland
13. Like the 6 year old did, except, she's a grown ass adult.
By Anonymous - 15/6/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco
14. Burn the house down and move out. It's the only solution.
By terrified - 8/6/2015 03:13 - United States - Union Star
15. Congratulations on being a grandma!
By HannaMD - 26/1/2015 15:21 - Canada
16. Rip it off like a bandaid.
By youonlyneed2squares - 24/9/2014 04:10
17. Your brother has a spicy sex life.
By Howimetmybrother - 5/12/2017 06:00
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