It's Towel Day! And We're Taking That Literally, So Here Are 17 FMLs About Towels!
We know that it's a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy thing, but believe it or not, there are FML-a-plenty about towels. See for yourself below.
1. Time to own watcha got and strut the runway.
By sadCowboysfan - Canada - Ajax
2. Oh, you're welcome.
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
3. The YDI of all YDI's.
4. Thank you for the imagry.
5. Chicken is dangerous!
By murtato - United Kingdom - London
6. Looking for a natural glow? Try Red Ant Towels!
7. HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?
8. ...And even if he did. Still gross.
Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
9. Lawd grant me the confidence that old people have about being nude.
By Anonymous - Australia - College Park
10. What is this, Cinderella?
By Anonymous - Canada - Bedford
11. He's Just Not That Into You.
By Anonymous - Austria - Vienna
12. Um, is your dog OK? Never has a follow up been more necessary.
By justin Bieber - United States - Westland
13. Like the 6 year old did, except, she's a grown ass adult.
By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco
14. Burn the house down and move out. It's the only solution.
By terrified - United States - Union Star
15. Congratulations on being a grandma!
By HannaMD - Canada
16. Rip it off like a bandaid.
17. Your brother has a spicy sex life.
By Nadine / Friday 25 May 2018 14:08 /