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It's National Social Media Day! Here Are 15 Funny FMLs About Social Media

By nadine / samedi 30 juin 2018 05:30
I mean, truthfully, isn't it pretty much Social Media Day every day?

1. At least she didn't climb out the window and leave you?

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:56 / United States

2. Tell her it's because she's needy.

Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Anonymous / Saturday 3 November 2012 10:02 / Australia - Queanbeyan

 

3. Rude.

Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Briscuit - / Thursday 5 December 2013 00:00 / Canada - Pitt Meadows

4. Take the hint!

Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By notyourfriend - / Tuesday 9 September 2014 01:26 / Canada - Peterborough

5. Sounds about right.

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza and ended up falling asleep on my coach. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By NevertheKool - / Thursday 7 May 2015 21:43 / United States - Union City

 

6. Its not them, it's you.

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By spinster / Wednesday 16 September 2015 02:10 / United States - Lubbock

7. Sounds like he may be the one!

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Anonymous - / Friday 22 January 2016 19:31 / United States - Cloquet

8. Well how could you do that to her?!

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Alex / Friday 5 February 2016 22:55 / United States - Elizabethtown

 

9. Blocked.

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Anonymous / Monday 11 April 2016 00:18 / Canada - Maple

10. Curious now about your age...

Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Ido / Tuesday 14 June 2016 00:51 / United States - Satellite Beach

11. Suuuuure ya did. 

Today, I was told that I was no longer being considered for the Prison Officer job I have been interviewed for, because a social media check showed I had liked a picture of drugs, so my character is inappropriate. I thought it was a picture of candy. I've never even tried weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By TooInnocent - / Thursday 7 July 2016 17:44 / United Kingdom - Sheffield

 

12. Hey cats are cool too, okay!

Today, an acquaintance who went through a divorce around the same time I did last year has already met the love of her life, gotten married and posted the wedding photos to social media. Meanwhile, I'm still single AF and sitting home taking pictures of my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By alone4ever - / Friday 13 January 2017 07:15 /

13. YDI.

Today, I found out our eight-year-old son lied about his former babysitter beating him. The babysitter's already thrashed us on social media for believing our son, and now no one in town is willing to babysit for us. Looks like date night is cancelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By i have failed so very badly - / Friday 7 April 2017 18:51 / United States - Syracuse
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