It's National Social Media Day! Here Are 15 Funny FMLs About Social Media

I mean, truthfully, isn't it pretty much Social Media Day every day?

1. At least she didn't climb out the window and leave you?

By Anonymous - 30/8/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

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2. Tell her it's because she's needy.

By Anonymous - 3/11/2012 10:02 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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3. Rude.

By Briscuit - 5/12/2013 00:00 - Canada - Pitt Meadows

Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML

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4. Take the hint!

By notyourfriend - 9/9/2014 01:26 - Canada - Peterborough

Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML

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5. Sounds about right.

By NevertheKool - 7/5/2015 21:43 - United States - Union City

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza and ended up falling asleep on my coach. FML

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6. Its not them, it's you.

By spinster - 16/9/2015 02:10 - United States - Lubbock

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML

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7. Sounds like he may be the one!

By Anonymous - 22/1/2016 19:31 - United States - Cloquet

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

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8. Well how could you do that to her?!

By Alex - 5/2/2016 22:55 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

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9. Blocked.

By Anonymous - 11/4/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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10. Curious now about your age...

By Ido - 14/6/2016 00:51 - United States - Satellite Beach

Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML

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11. Suuuuure ya did.

By TooInnocent - 7/7/2016 17:44 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was told that I was no longer being considered for the Prison Officer job I have been interviewed for, because a social media check showed I had liked a picture of drugs, so my character is inappropriate. I thought it was a picture of candy. I've never even tried weed. FML

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12. Hey cats are cool too, okay!

By alone4ever - 13/1/2017 07:15

Today, an acquaintance who went through a divorce around the same time I did last year has already met the love of her life, gotten married and posted the wedding photos to social media. Meanwhile, I'm still single AF and sitting home taking pictures of my cat. FML

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13. YDI.

By i have failed so very badly - 7/4/2017 18:51 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I found out our eight-year-old son lied about his former babysitter beating him. The babysitter's already thrashed us on social media for believing our son, and now no one in town is willing to babysit for us. Looks like date night is cancelled. FML

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By real life problems | 26

#7655406 - Saturday 30 June 2018 19:57

Here's to not having any social media accounts, besides this app. Anyone else?

By BurnInDemonFire | 28

#7655419 - Saturday 30 June 2018 20:38

In order to keep up the trend these people have in common, I too will show them no sympathy.

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By real life problems | 26

#7655406 - Saturday 30 June 2018 19:57

Here's to not having any social media accounts, besides this app. Anyone else?

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mike3775 | 32

#7655408 - Saturday 30 June 2018 20:03

I have a Facebook page, but it isn’t my real name and only close family can see it

By BurnInDemonFire | 28

#7655419 - Saturday 30 June 2018 20:38

In order to keep up the trend these people have in common, I too will show them no sympathy.