By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 18:00

It is free

Today, I've decided to pay for sex. Stopped at a hooker and asked how much would it cost for a blowjob. Apparently she was a boy and told me: "If you suck my penis first, it is free". FML

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7867205 - Sunday 15 December 2019 18:18

It's a scam!!!

Get your blowjob first before returning the favor in payment.

Remember the first rule of business: The customer always comes first!

By Jhanny Quesada Aguila | 2

#7867222 - Sunday 15 December 2019 20:17

but did you do it

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7867205 - Sunday 15 December 2019 18:18

It's a scam!!!

Get your blowjob first before returning the favor in payment.

Remember the first rule of business: The customer always comes first!

By Jhanny Quesada Aguila | 2

#7867222 - Sunday 15 December 2019 20:17

but did you do it

By tounces7 | 26

#7867311 - Monday 16 December 2019 2:28

The only thing you'll get for free is STDs.

By alycion | 38

#7867424 - Monday 16 December 2019 11:36

And if it were legal, you’d go to safe places and know what you are getting up front, how much, from who, and that they are regularly tested and not on the streets to support a drug habit or because they are being forced.

By jkjorn | 14

#7867488 - Monday 16 December 2019 15:13

Sounds like you met Holly from Miami FLA. Did he/she say hey babe, take a walk on the wild side?

By purplepixie23 | 15

#7867520 - Monday 16 December 2019 18:25

Time to try something new

By Samuel James Katt | 8

#7867840 - Tuesday 17 December 2019 17:50

FML has too much SWERF and TERF for me. Ugh.

By manb91gb | 14

#7867970 - Wednesday 18 December 2019 5:08

Sounds like a fair deal!

By murph180 | 8

#7868422 - Thursday 19 December 2019 21:45

lol sounds like a great deal to me