Internet Up In Arms Over Whitewashed Beyonce Wax Figure
On Tuesday, Twitter addressed a crime against humanity that has been lingering beneath the surface for years, passing inexplicably and inexcusably silent. But silent we will be no longer, thanks to Joe who surfaced a photo of the heinous blasphemy.
Nay, sacrilege.
NAY, ICONOCLASM.
See for yourself.
Beyonce' wax figure at @MadameTussauds is FIERCE! pic.twitter.com/7UDyi9VEWT
— Joe (@CCFan007) July 18, 2017
In case you can’t tell, which I highly doubt you can, this atrocity is meant to portray Beyoncé, the Queen Bey herself.
Clearly this dude Joe was on one because Twitter was quick to question the “ferocity” of the depicted wax figure, offering their own interpretations of who the figure might be.
Why does this Beyoncé wax figure look like Lindsay Lohan if she were an Instagram model pic.twitter.com/K1wjhiy26E
— Horace (@gaycourtjester) July 19, 2017
Seriously thought that was supposed to be Shakira
— BCC (@ByCommonConsent) July 19, 2017
This is Britney Spears/ Mariah Carey/ Hillary Duff...that's a cool morph is Beyonce behind them?
— Pamela Fierce??? (@ClassifiedHoney) July 18, 2017
I thought this was Katy Perry ... @NovocainL
— Queen Quay (@quaymorris) July 19, 2017
Joss Stone with Khloe Kardashian? It certainly ain't Bey.
— Lysa ? (@NovocainL) July 19, 2017
Only creepy old white people could turn Beyonce into Kate Hudson.
— BitchIsTheNewBlack (@MoChroi1965) July 18, 2017
is this kesha?
— Arya Stark stan (@ChokalitConally) July 18, 2017
Bruh that's Carrie underwood
— Petty Shabazz (@Perspective08) July 18, 2017
And, umm, not sure if you guys know this, but Bey is black. Her words:
“My daddy Alabama”
— @twiqball (@twiqball) July 18, 2017
“...momma Louisiana”
— Petty Vibes (@Bpfillherup) July 18, 2017
“...you mix that negro with that Creole”
— ??SekouNkrumah?? (@_WordSmiff_) July 18, 2017
“...get that Texas bama”
Who is this non descript white woman with the Bebe outlet dress on?
— Rachel Stewart (@RStewartJewelry) July 19, 2017
So users got to hypothesizing how on Earth wax sculptors could have messed up the most famous woman in the world to such a degree.
Theory: Beyoncé wax figure makers have never seen Beyoncé pic.twitter.com/bZ2PWCUzUs
— Michelle Lee (@heymichellelee) July 19, 2017
These wax figures continue to prove that only God is possible of making Beyoncé
— state attorney (@beygency) July 18, 2017
She's so unique professionals can't even get it right ??? https://t.co/Gb7wiAQkZ0
— Skye (@NotSkyeMeadows) July 19, 2017
It's because no one can recreate Beyoncé?♂️ https://t.co/iDeda2iluh
— Low Five Ghost (@EthanShaffer97) July 19, 2017
This Beyoncé wax figure is actually Becky with the good hair pic.twitter.com/d7KLrH4hPy
— Rich Homie Svi (@aaamackay) July 19, 2017
The perpetrator: Madame Tussauds wax museums, who are apparently besmirching the image of Beyoncé at wax museums all around the world.
WHAT. ARE. THESE?!
I really can't with all these Beyoncé wax figures ??? pic.twitter.com/8iOF1aG7gS
— ROC B (@rocbeyonce) July 19, 2017
Y'all gonna stop doing her like this pic.twitter.com/5vpmJdLegR
— Lucky Jr (@JustMar_Mar) July 19, 2017
The wax here in Nashville is just as inaccurate... pic.twitter.com/tOCle6ichR
— MeritaMusic.com (@MeritaAppleHead) July 19, 2017
To quote Destiny's Child, "No, no, no, no, no..." pic.twitter.com/M8Q6bMwi1E
— erika (@erika_kay10) July 19, 2017
FOR SHAME. This level of desecration is unacceptable, Madame Tussauds.
After looking at all these butchered Yoncés, I’ll just leave this here for you to clean your minds out with.
Bow down.
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