Instagram "Influencers" Trying to get Stuff for Free - and Failing!
Meet the almighty influencer!
With an ego the size of their follower count, they live for their Instagram account and Klout. If they can add followers, they will. They will post for a living, and by jove, their life is to post. However, they are under the delusion that they are owed something for posting. The entitlement is strong. To be featured in their posts is like being bathed in the glow of God's own sunbeam. Naturally, they have no shame in requesting shit for free, and they do so ALL. THE. TIME.
Here's a collection of requests, demands and tantrums, as well as a few choice responses to these bottom feeders.
1 - I LOVE YOUR PRODUCTS, GIVE THEM TO ME.
2 - LET ME STAY FOR FREE IN YOUR HOTEL.
3 - GIVE ME FOR FREE, I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT OUT TO 5 PEOPLE.
4 - I WANT FREE TICKETS TO A CHARITY EVENT PLZ.
5 - CELEBRITY INFLUENCER WANT FREE PRIVATE PLANE.
6 - Luckily, people are punting these "influencers" to the kerb.
7 - And thank goodness, because look at this shit. Work for free (sorry, for vegan salad) for some deluded guru? Nah.
8 - How is anyone like this, with this attitude, going to get anywhere in life?
9 - WHY SHOULD I NEED MONEY WHEN I HAVE REACH??
10 - The ice-cream seller's response shows he knows what's up.
11 - So does the White Banana Club.
12 - One "influencer" was not happy about the White Banana Club's aforementioned post.
13 - Now, hotels and other places put warnings on their websites, sometimes basic…
14 - Others, absolutely hilarious:
15 - As long as this sort of exchange stops happening, it's for the best.
16 - One last really dumb one, to give us hope for the future.
That's it for now!
FML hopes you enjoyed this compilation of utter schemers and their outrageous demands. Tell us all about your stories involving these leeches, or maybe you are one and you want to defend this lifestyle. Hey, everyone has to make a living. FML has over 180000 followers on Instagram (check us out, @fml, same as on Twitter) but we'd never dream of trying it on with some hotel. They'd laugh us out of the jacuzzi! Free towel perhaps?