By Morgan Bailey
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
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By  PenguinPal3017  |  19

YDI for not wearing a butt plug.

By  d3rpb0t  |  10

This reminds me of a little advice from Edward Cole. As you get older, never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart