By Lisa - 11/08/2018 03:30

Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes I understood why. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 079
You deserved it 956
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Did you just sleep with him out of pity? Still, lots of guys have this problem. And if he can't keep a girlfriend because of that, it's pretty petty.

26 3
real life problems 26

I dont understand how so many guys have this problem 😂 but hey, it could have been less than 3 minutes.

19 4

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Let's play a game: Those of you who think that penetrative sex lasts longer than 5 minutes, give this comment a thumbs down. Those who think it lasts on average 3-5 minutes, give this a thumbs up. And those of you who think "Pfft, I can last for hours, for I am a sex God", you can take your own thumbs, and shove 'em where the sun don't shine. By the way, if this comment gets so many thumbs down that it ends up hidden, you and/or your partners are lying. Or you're a virgin, and you don't know any better.

17 5
Lalala579121 27

I have lasted 28 years without having sex, what's a few more hours?

2 0
hooahh3 3

Penatrive sex should definitely last more then 5 minuets. i’ve never used a stop watch but i know out of say an hours time from start to finish, way more then 5 minuets of that was inside of her. You can call BS all you want but ask my wife and she will say the same thing. And yes wife...marry a nympho and the sex will never end. lol

1 0
Mr_Mole 24

Poor kid. You ever thought he found you so hot he couldn’t contain himself? Give him a break.

2 0
tounces7 27

If that's his first time in a really long time, I mean, I can see why.

1 0
kotolokacja 6

Meh, as a girl, it depends HOW the 3 minutes were spent. Was it 3 minutes of him getting himself off and treating you like a sexdoll or was it 3 minutes of intense, rough sex ending in both being satisfied? Of course, from what you said he had to be the first case but I have the second kind. Like yeah, an hour of love making is fun but nothing makes the relationship some spice like a 3-minute quicky in the woods 😅

2 0