FML : Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom,...

Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML

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By SignificantShrinkage - / Monday 8 October 2018 03:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7700241 - Thursday 27 September 2018 16:29

It hasn't shrunk. It's being pulled back by the weight from around your stomach. Lose some weight, and you'll see it'll go back to normal.

By JasonThorn | 14

#7700792 - Friday 28 September 2018 17:14

Excessive weight can also lead to lowered levels of testosterone. Wouldn't hurt to get that checked.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7700241 - Thursday 27 September 2018 16:29

It hasn't shrunk. It's being pulled back by the weight from around your stomach. Lose some weight, and you'll see it'll go back to normal.

By JasonThorn | 14

#7700792 - Friday 28 September 2018 17:14

Excessive weight can also lead to lowered levels of testosterone. Wouldn't hurt to get that checked.

By ThatGuy9679 | 11

#7705354 - Monday 8 October 2018 3:27

it's not so much that it got smaller but rather the fat around it got larger

By RichardPencil | 25

#7705358 - Monday 8 October 2018 3:53

It’s not about a few more workouts, it’s about eating right.

Except for a few chubby-chasers, no one likes a fat bastard.

By RoadRunnerZ | 12

#7705362 - Monday 8 October 2018 4:29

You measured it before

hellphone_fml | 34

#7705445 - Monday 8 October 2018 9:39

I've measured my man's penis before, he wanted to know

rodfergie | 14

#7705742 - Monday 8 October 2018 20:51

I tried to measure mine once. It kept on slipping off the microscopes slide.

Johnny5 | 12

#7706385 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 22:24

And was the result what either of you expected or were you surprised?

By fabs1171 | 22

#7705363 - Monday 8 October 2018 4:34

Your outie has now become an innie and an innie penis is so much harder to work with

By whiskey'swino | 10

#7705375 - Monday 8 October 2018 6:12

Get rid of the truck, gain larger junk. Win/Win

By RichardPencil | 25

#7705376 - Monday 8 October 2018 6:16

Had you been swimming in a cold pool, George?

By WHSKitty4ever | 21

#7705379 - Monday 8 October 2018 6:25

Isn’t this a repost?

rodfergie | 14

#7705743 - Monday 8 October 2018 20:52

If it is, it's a short one!

By wtfdaemon | 3

#7705652 - Monday 8 October 2018 17:47

Weight gain doesn't cause that effect, buddy. Maybe get some viagra or something cause your erection game is weak af.

cazziuz1983 | 5

#7705712 - Monday 8 October 2018 20:01

it does indeed cuase that effect

JubileeBee | 29

#7706520 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 7:15

viagra can also give him a heart attack

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