Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
It hasn't shrunk. It's being pulled back by the weight from around your stomach. Lose some weight, and you'll see it'll go back to normal.
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JasonThorn
| 17
Excessive weight can also lead to lowered levels of testosterone. Wouldn't hurt to get that checked.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
It hasn't shrunk. It's being pulled back by the weight from around your stomach. Lose some weight, and you'll see it'll go back to normal.
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JasonThorn
| 17
Excessive weight can also lead to lowered levels of testosterone. Wouldn't hurt to get that checked.
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ThatGuy9679
| 13
it's not so much that it got smaller but rather the fat around it got larger
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RichardPencil
| 27
It’s not about a few more workouts, it’s about eating right.
Except for a few chubby-chasers, no one likes a fat bastard.
Except for a few chubby-chasers, no one likes a fat bastard.
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RoadRunnerZ
| 13
You measured it before
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hellphone_fml
| 37
I've measured my man's penis before, he wanted to know
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rodfergie
| 18
I tried to measure mine once. It kept on slipping off the microscopes slide.
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Johnny5
| 12
And was the result what either of you expected or were you surprised?
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fabs1171
| 23
Your outie has now become an innie and an innie penis is so much harder to work with
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whiskey'swino
| 15
Get rid of the truck, gain larger junk. Win/Win
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RichardPencil
| 27
Had you been swimming in a cold pool, George?
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WHSKitty4ever
| 23
Isn’t this a repost?
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rodfergie
| 18
If it is, it's a short one!
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wtfdaemon
| 3
Weight gain doesn't cause that effect, buddy. Maybe get some viagra or something cause your erection game is weak af.
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cazziuz1983
| 9
it does indeed cuase that effect
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JubileeBee
| 31
viagra can also give him a heart attack