By SignificantShrinkage - 08/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 845
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It hasn't shrunk. It's being pulled back by the weight from around your stomach. Lose some weight, and you'll see it'll go back to normal.

Excessive weight can also lead to lowered levels of testosterone. Wouldn't hurt to get that checked.

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It hasn't shrunk. It's being pulled back by the weight from around your stomach. Lose some weight, and you'll see it'll go back to normal.

Excessive weight can also lead to lowered levels of testosterone. Wouldn't hurt to get that checked.

it's not so much that it got smaller but rather the fat around it got larger

It’s not about a few more workouts, it’s about eating right. Except for a few chubby-chasers, no one likes a fat bastard.

You measured it before

I've measured my man's penis before, he wanted to know

I tried to measure mine once. It kept on slipping off the microscopes slide.

if this doesn't get into comments of the week, we riot.

And was the result what either of you expected or were you surprised?

Your outie has now become an innie and an innie penis is so much harder to work with

Get rid of the truck, gain larger junk. Win/Win

Had you been swimming in a cold pool, George?

Isn’t this a repost?

If it is, it's a short one!

Weight gain doesn't cause that effect, buddy. Maybe get some viagra or something cause your erection game is weak af.

it does indeed cuase that effect

viagra can also give him a heart attack