Hilarious live-tweet occurs when a customer tries to return the butternut squash he thought was cheese!
James Dator, the original instigator
It all started when James Dator went to his local grocery store to buy chicken breasts. Here's where it all went wrong for some dude, who'd confused two clearly labeled items:
A very confused man is attempting to return his open diced butternut squash because he thought it was a giant box of cubed cheese.— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017
As stated, the box was clearly labled. But for those of you who think they wouldn't be able to tell the difference, here's a picture:
OK, so they MIGHT seem similar, if you've forgotten your glasses and you've never seen either produce before in your life, but no. The guy wants to exchange, or at least his money back.
We're thinking that this dude actually thinks that butternut squash IS a kind of cheese. Nah, can't be that simple.
All read the labels before eating stuff, otherwise you'll end up eating urinal cakes, just because there's the word "cake" in the name.
Money back, that's nice. But he keeps on haggling? Not cool at all.
Oh, if it's an emergency then, we'll get right on it sir!
The guy is clearly deranged. Who does this? And why?
Oh goodness, what a great idea. More cooks!
Now it seems he's confusing it with carrots.
That argument was worth the rollercoaster ride.
We can only wonder who this guy is, how he's doing now, and if he's confused other produce before. Like… salt for sugar? A can of pepper spray for a can of Febreze? A bath bomb for an time bomb? I wouldn't like to have this guy for a neighbor!