Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "hanky pankies" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
fml after dark
Today, while watching sum Pornae I tried busting a nut, but when I smoked weed after I noticed some cum on the ceiling. Shit, I'm high.
dont stand in the way of tru luv
Today... I was on my way to my boyfriends house for dinner with his fam, when I went upstairs I caught him getting sucked off by a raccoon. FML
The other day I went out to make with some mates and ate the whole meal without realising something was dripping on me from the ceiling. Turned out the be urine from the toilets that had dropped on me and the seat. They offered me a free 99p ice cream.
lol today was so funny my cat, snowy jumped on my head to wake me up in the morning and then fell off ??????
.....and???? u ok?
On 4 of July my family was having a party with fireworks my uncle brought these big rockets that are very powerful and he couldn't shoot them right, so he let my cousin shoot them instead well my cousin dropped the rocket as he lit it and it flew right into the party I looked down at my legs and FML
.........,,,, r u an elephant
Today.........................,,, I start my 57th trimester fml
hate it when theyre informal
I just asked my mom to text her mom in Windows explorer and again she left without formal
oh my god even we dont care
Today I played mtg against an infect deck with my elf deck. I had Melira, Sylvot Outcast out on the battlefield. I then decided to attack with Melira and then was blocked by an opponent's Noble Hierarch with a pump spell. This resulted with my opponent having infect and winning the game. FML.
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!