Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "penis wrinkles" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
Today, I am so done with this. Her today “hurry and get hard and fuck me”. A problem she shows me he nice ass, but wait for it there a bunch of shit in the crack. Needless to say that was a total mood killer. Is it so hard to wipe your ass or am I wrong. FML
craving goldfish now
What's great is hosting your brother in law who is a disgustingly messy guest and has the mind power of a goldfish (he's not handicapped just stupid) to mess up your marriage because your husband seems to care about him more than you. Lovely learns this after 9 years of marriage.
what are u even saying
Yesterday I found out the girl I like I thought she was the one, but my friend was the one who told me that so letsbfind out today fml
rip chair and bird
Today, Today I was having a water fight an got a spray bottle. When I sprayed it I hit a bird. I felt so bad I sat in a corner and cried thinking everyone was angry. When they said they weren’t I sat on a chair and broke it. This showI i have a lot of bad luckFmlml. FML
Today I was getting jerked off in my gf's car.... you don't wanna know what I came in :( lmao '#dollarstorebag FML
Today, I guess finding useful, reliable information on the internet isn't hopeless after all.. FML
....AND NOTHING WHAT???
I should really dump my child like boyfriend, he cuss and swear at me daily calling me a bitch and a cunt and I still stay because I'm afraid he will marry the next girl he meets we've been together 5 years and nothing
like a helllll
Today, I just met the girl and I don't know why she started laughing like a hell. Later I realized, She is crazy about the clips. #Uday. FML
Today... while sleeping my night away. I had the best dream, why? I was on a date an still got dumped.. FML
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!