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Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

By nadine / vendredi 27 avril 2018 05:30
Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.

 

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "titty twisters" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
 

japan is def a good thing

Japan is a good thing, but I don't think I can get the game for it

this chain of events makes perfect sense

I just ordered pizza and she wanted to go home and play with the other things she was like yeah I don't think I can get a good night sleep lol

and then everyone clapped

So I Work At Dunkin Donuts And I Was Getting This Guy His 12 donuts I'm shorts and graves the Boston cream from the top and they all fell on me and the floor xD he started dying, I just laughed with him as I had donuts and frosting in my hair xD

this would be a good pop song

Today I told the wait was the Love of my life I had moved on because he wanted to talk. He treated me like shit. Now he’s crying

samez

Today is the 100th time that I can't sleep. FML

aint no man good enough

today my gf promised to help me in making her mum convince about our marriage and she also told me that in the meanwhile, she will search a guy whom she can love. FML

??‍♂️??

So last night I met a really nice guy, for the first time. We had drinks, watched movies... and later we really got to know each other ?... I eventually arrive at my place only to get a call from my doctor who tells me I tested positive for Chlamydia... ??‍♂️FML

god fuggin damn it!

Today, I just got done finishing the hair I was recording too, it was looking great, but my art program decided it wanted to be a piece of crap and fuggin' close! I want to scream at everything I really just want to quit this happens all the fusion' time! Just when I get all positive BAM problems! pis. FML

parents just dont understand

Today, I found out that my most trusted parenting (who left after breaking up with the other) wanted over $150,000 for our tiny property. They told to either pay up or sell out, essentially making our family homeless... FML

That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  24

"*sits back in chair* This is a really well-written post. No mistakes, and it makes complete sense. I feel the same pride from what I have written as a parent would when their child takes their first step. And I thank God for making me a fully literate person. Send." - None of these people. Ever.

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  24

"*sits back in chair* This is a really well-written post. No mistakes, and it makes complete sense. I feel the same pride from what I have written as a parent would when their child takes their first step. And I thank God for making me a fully literate person. Send." - None of these people. Ever.

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