Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "sassafrasses" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
*nodding* yes ok makes perfect sense
Today, a prospect said you wouldn't want to hear this, I won't buy without my wife. I replied a no isn't that bad, what's worse is getting a yes, then her fat ugly friend bolts out of the bar & pulls her out of the cab "ha-ha, who's the fat ugly friend in this" "your wife" no sales, or sex in a month. FML
wellp. that seals the deal then
my teacher told me I would never make anything out of myself a week later I find out she's a psychic FML??
as I was about to confess my love to a girl I liked, I saw her confessing to another one of my friends, who is also a girl
wow please tell me more
I just landed my first ever nob interview, right after I get home from school and I only have 1 hour to get ready, bike up there, and get interviewed
babe how could u
Today Me and my babe broke up because even though he says he loves me a few times. he seems miserable around me. Convince me, I'm fine, but doesn't sit right with you
maybe he had trouble understanding you
Found dudes profile on prop 7 date n fck apps.. One with a pic of HIM AND I! But all those profiles he has no clue how they got there lol.. my mistake of looking the other way.. FML
? potato ? wound ?
Today...... I cut my mouth on a super sharp fried potato ? at breakfast after a night of drinking. I couldn’t eat so got sick and I puked ? super concentrated gin acid into my potato ? wound. My throat is fired at day 3 and my school just announced they are going on strike... FML.
Today... My girlfriend decided to get ‘intimate’ for the first time. I took off my pants, revealing my underwear. Apparently I’m dating a jock because she called tightygwhitesies’ (as she called them) ‘super nerdy’ and proceeded to give me an atomic wedgie. Literally over my head. FML..
OK BUT WHY R U SCREAMING
Today, TODAY I WAS DRIVING AROUND AND HAPPEN TO HIT THAT ONE CACTUS THAT RENDERS LATE. Fml. FML
but where was ur 8th best friend twice removed
I almost had a 3some with my gay best friend and my other best friend while my other best friend was left in the lounge room and my husband was outside with his friends FML
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!