Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "skippety doo-wops" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
be who u are <3
Actually, this is not formal in just a lesbian and come out with one of my friends she said its ok but I feel ashamed of myself
It is a very sad day for me. I was stalking someone for the past 3 years and his friend suggested that he should put a tape on his webcam. It was real. #FML
i. am. riveted.
so today I went to the bus to go home and got I was playing with the seatbelt and got yelled at for no reason.
was it everything u wanted n more?
Today, I ate a whole box of cereal? just to see how it would feel like
Today, Wow... Finally asked her out. Given a fake number. Ooh man I feel pretty destroyed. Crazy how someone innocent can do that to you. I suppose I give her props it was a polite way to say nAlso, theythe don't shit where you ethe thinging. I am just amazhowwow.I. i thought good job you grew a sack.. FML
DAMN THEM I SAY
Today, my boyfriend admitted I am the “other woman” and he is a married man. That was bad enough, but my last two boyfriends were both the same, that’s three guys in a row who turned out to be married, why do I only attract married guys. Damn to hell all married men, damn them, I say FML
Lmfao my dad told me that I’m adopted
today my doctor told me I have the flu my 21st birthday is tomorrow ???
yes thats what it means.
Today, I have this important exam tomorrow. All would have been fine if I just studied the last three days. But I thought it was a good idea to play 3D animated html sex games for the entire weekend. I got off more times than I can remember. Wait... Does this mean I literally FML myself?. FML
hats off to u
Today, I was wearing a hat in school, and the teacher called me got laughed again, and I got laughed at. FML.. FML
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!