Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

Get ready for another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "piggly wigglies" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.



so today my mom gets me a new phone and had my other phone and owned a friend money for that phone so tole her I didn't need the phone so was giving her phone back to her a she flips out and said " don't tell someone you going to something then not follow up with it" like I was supposed to do

Taco bell wouldn't hurt anyone

So my sister is talking to this guy that has a crazy ex wife. She has a Chihuahua named Taco Bell?. Taco Bell has eaten a hole in the crotch of every single pair of her pants that has been over there. ???

how did this text to someone get sent as an FML

I just watched episode 8 and... fuckin Kamina whyyyyy #TengenToppaGurrenNope

the answer is clear

Today, A little dog passed the desert. It had enough water and food, but it died in the desert. How did it die? The answer is: I didn't find the pole, and it was suffocating. FML

was this sent in as a voice note

When your collection of Liquor bottles (Dusty) out ways you Gundum and Table Top collection. ? proof positive of a problem has arisen, with multiple possibilities to...... Clean, Dust off and go on living it up.


To climb the Pyramid in Dragon Quest Buliders for the first time to find out it has a hole, then drop down said hole

is this code r u ok

My close friend, I've been with for 3 years. Decided to drop me. Talking shit, and spilling everything, then proceeded to claim I've been ignoring him, then saying why don't you help me out etc. He then complains. Turns out his new friend "I hate his guts, etc." and he was standing there. fml

WAIT what happens next?????

Today, I was supposed to have race training. My dad didn't drive me after promising he would. Know why? Because when I. FML

i am v inspired

I am not lazy, but extremely motivated to do nothing! #Quote




and u made it again bud. congratulations.

I realised one my my FMLs made it onto the Worst of the Worst FMLs.

That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!

By Nadine / Tuesday 13 February 2018 14:56 /
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