Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "Dudley Dursleys" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
dear diary, mood: apathetic
Today, Today how can any of this be formal, I want to slit my throat female. You all make a joke of it, but have no fucking clue. Well bred, silver spoon movers. fuck you!. FML
no gurls allowed
Today, my colleague brought his girlfriend to the office. And it’s not the first time. Fml
I just honestly feel\nlike no-one likes me, \nBut like they say they \ndo they just don't act \nlike it
happy birthday to the gound
today I was at school, and I had a chocolate waffle... I took it out of the package and it fell to the ground! ?
luv u mango man
Today, Today I was passing across the mango tree in my street sudden I saw a full grown man in and ends I was wondering what he was thinking. FML
yes, every time
Today, Do you ever think when you watch your cum swirl down the drain... WELP... there goes another star athlete??♂️ #fml. FML
u dont say?
sleeplessness... because I just watched a movie before I went to bed
omg yes #1 sign, 100 times yes
Today, Last night I let my wife stick her dildo up my bum now I'm thinking on would like it done again does this mean I'm gay. FML
Lonely as fuck even chocolate and coffee didn't change this dark mood
it's the future i can see
I will break my nail preparing for a church service tomorrow. I don't even go to church.
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!