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Here's This Month's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

They're baaaaack... Here's a selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!
By Cali / Friday 26 October 2018 21:15 /

That's right folks, a long-lost favorite is back in action! If this pleases, do leave a comment to let us know. Your feedback really helps!

 

Oh, and in case you're new here, this is a collection of the worst FMLs that have ever been submitted to the site. Yes, we've saved them all in a special little folder like weirdos. It's all for you, baby, and we've got a lot of it. Don't try to give us more, by the way. We can spot the phonies, and we prioritize the old ones anyway.

 

Now, on to the nonsense.

 

huh?

today I went out to have after with my friends when I got back my mom won't even talk to me when I asked why, she said that when I ate out there was only four of us at iftar not five

 

now we want beef jerky

Omg my beef today was such a jerk ??? and he didn't say anything to me

 

makes sense

Today, I asked a guy who had a crush on me for the longest time that why is he still here and hadn't left. He said you're right and stopped replying. I think he left. FML

 

*shrugs*

Today fml moderators keep ignoring my stories. Screw you! I'm insulted that none have been posted. FUCK YOUALL AND THIS SITE? LOSERS!

 

replenishing

-Housesitting @ parents’ -go into my mom's closet to search for a shirt I gave her. Wanted to see if it fits better on me. -searching... -FIND A BOX OF REPLENISH -look in another area... -FIND MORE REPLENISH

 

Phff

Today my boyfriend said to me: Heyyy I discovered that the world is flat, I said he: Phff world is round... He said: But you are my world... FML

 

wow so deep so dark

Today, I realized the guy that I love knowing all my deepest darkest secrets like when I used to read a story app that used for 12 years old because I was that bored. FUCK MY LIFE I'M SO EMBARRASSED. FML

 

STOP SAYING PLEASURE

Today I had the most wonderful piece of chocolate! Guilty pleasure or just pleasure? Today, for me nothing but a pure pleasure!

 

#itwasntme

I thought you loved me, I thought you needed me, But I gave everything you need, I even gave up my life for you. How could you do this? FML.

 

oh dear

Today my friend woke me up while he was farting me. No prob, I love his ass, but then he did shit on me.

 

That's all for now, friends!

 

What do you think? Should we do another one next month? Either way, have a great weekend... and always check your spelling!

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By  hopeykins  |  9

"Today my friend woke me up while he was farting me. No prob, I love his ass, but then he did shit on me."
Did you then find out that you're carrying the prince's baby too?

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By  hopeykins  |  9

"Today my friend woke me up while he was farting me. No prob, I love his ass, but then he did shit on me."
Did you then find out that you're carrying the prince's baby too?

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