Here's This Month's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
That's right folks, a long-lost favorite is back in action! If this pleases, do leave a comment to let us know. Your feedback really helps!
Oh, and in case you're new here, this is a collection of the worst FMLs that have ever been submitted to the site. Yes, we've saved them all in a special little folder like weirdos. It's all for you, baby, and we've got a lot of it. Don't try to give us more, by the way. We can spot the phonies, and we prioritize the old ones anyway.
Now, on to the nonsense.
today I went out to have after with my friends when I got back my mom won't even talk to me when I asked why, she said that when I ate out there was only four of us at iftar not five
now we want beef jerky
Omg my beef today was such a jerk ??? and he didn't say anything to me
Today, I asked a guy who had a crush on me for the longest time that why is he still here and hadn't left. He said you're right and stopped replying. I think he left. FML
Today fml moderators keep ignoring my stories. Screw you! I'm insulted that none have been posted. FUCK YOUALL AND THIS SITE? LOSERS!
-Housesitting @ parents’ -go into my mom's closet to search for a shirt I gave her. Wanted to see if it fits better on me. -searching... -FIND A BOX OF REPLENISH -look in another area... -FIND MORE REPLENISH
Today my boyfriend said to me: Heyyy I discovered that the world is flat, I said he: Phff world is round... He said: But you are my world... FML
wow so deep so dark
Today, I realized the guy that I love knowing all my deepest darkest secrets like when I used to read a story app that used for 12 years old because I was that bored. FUCK MY LIFE I'M SO EMBARRASSED. FML
STOP SAYING PLEASURE
Today I had the most wonderful piece of chocolate! Guilty pleasure or just pleasure? Today, for me nothing but a pure pleasure!
I thought you loved me, I thought you needed me, But I gave everything you need, I even gave up my life for you. How could you do this? FML.
Today my friend woke me up while he was farting me. No prob, I love his ass, but then he did shit on me.
That's all for now, friends!
What do you think? Should we do another one next month? Either way, have a great weekend... and always check your spelling!