Here Are This Week’s Top 10 Funniest Comments!
10. That's one expensive deli platter.
“Package your meat or you’ll end up with a baby sausage that will cost you the rest of your life”
“ If you'd paid more attention to the Final Destination series, you would've known this might happen.”
-Cassandra Abna Splawn
8. The sarcasm is strong with this one.
“You're right, this is a FML moment. Your father doesn't deserve to find someone he likes.”
7. Words of wisdom.
“One word about seeking revenge without knowing 100% that you can beat the victim: Taekwondon’t!”
6. Yet another hazing disaster.
“Did a bunch of people surround him chanting "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"?”
5. Who can resist that oiled-up naked bod?
“Aw, I'm so happy for you, Greased Up Deaf Guy.”
4. *raises one eyebrow*
“If he made tomato risotto, no one would’ve been the wiser.”
3. You can tell by the way I use my walk.
“All you need to stay alive are the Bee Gees.”
2. Tales of a submissive.
“I mean, RichardPencil has been on this app for a decently long time and is very good at comebacks. If getting featured on this is your goal, who's to say you can't take comeback lessons?”
“I tried to get comeback lessons once. When they told me to take my shirt off and lean forwards, I realised that there had been a slight misunderstanding.”
1. ba dum tss
“I understand why you laughed, your art class sounds like a joke”
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“It also helps that you have the same name as his favourite character on Family Guy.”
“If you’re feeling at all unsafe, try putting a pair of boobs on your head. I hear great things.”
HOW ORIGINAL AWARD
“I hope you mean EX-brother!”
“I hope you mean EX-coworker! Wait! You do! Who says wishes don’t come true?”