Here Are This Week's 12 Funniest Comments!
12, 11, & 10. A Three for one special because this FML was on fire, fam.
“'Oh that b****, I'm gonna kill....oh....well played'" -ChakatBlackstar
“But who wore it better?” -Glowworm56
“I bet she looked drop dead gorgeous.” -MissMizery
9. Thank you for the visual.
“Anal. When it makes your hole weak while making your whole week.” -azouwa
8. Send it off with a kiss.
“I don't know what most people think when they check their suitcase in, the suitcase continental? Your suitcase gets a clay spa treatment with a massage?” - Lobby_Bee
7. It all makes sense.
“You’re confused! The Lethal Weapon guy is DANNY Trump, and Childish Gambino is DONALD Trump. Glad I could clear that up.” -RichardPencil
6. She a thot thot thot.
“Oh I know that look. It says "that's not my boyfriends kitten, that's from that one night stand in the alley behind the fish market" -Davros
“If by "your salary" they mean "the money you earned the first year you had a part-time job", then yippy-ya-yay, I reached my goal. Congratulation to all of you who did the same and I wish us all a happy two years of retirement before we spend it all and go back to work.” -Yudith
4. The ultimate comeback.
"Damn girl, you look good enough to sexually assault!"
"Damn boy, you look good enough to get 10-15 years in prison!" - BurnInDemonFire
3, 2, & 1. Because teamwork makes the dream work.
“seriously if you didn't vertically consent i would sue they have malpractice insurance.” -AJ1981
“What if he consented horizontally?” -PenguinPal3017
“Getting horizontal with your therapist is also frowned upon by licensing boards” -PhoenixChick