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Here Are The Top 10 Funniest Comments Of The Week!

By Nina / samedi 25 novembre 2017 05:30
In this week’s edition of the comment countdown, there are probably too many puns, one user who commented on practically everything, and of course, very clever wordplay.

10. You don’t say?

“Quite the booby trap....”

-t_rosie

 

9. Not everyone listens, just ask Roy Moore.

You know it's illegal to date minors, right?”

-Rabite

 

 

8. Well it was and it wasn’t.

“I guess the deal was bust”

-Firestar268

 

7. Instructions could not have been clearer.

“Can’t you follow instructions? It’s “Don’t... don’t let the bugs bite!””

-Akitakat

 

6. A real time-saver.

By Anonymous - / Monday 20 November 2017 06:00 /

“Pro tip: it’s a lot easier if you pump the breast milk, put it in a bottle and then use that to squirt it in your own eye. You’re welcome in advance!”

-RichardPencil

 

5. Is a little professionalism too much to ask?

By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 November 2017 01:30 /

“Wow poor example from the head of security, first day on the job and he's already pissing around in front of the new guy.”

-arioch_fml

 

4. You could say the opposite was true as well.

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 November 2017 01:30 /

“Seems the floor was very appeeling to you.”

-Royally_shunned

 

3. Must have gone to the same school as all the guys I’ve ever dated.

World

Today, I got into a minor car accident. No one got hurt, but the person that hit me was my father. Everyone thought he died 8 years ago. FML

By WaitWhat - / Saturday 18 November 2017 08:16 / New Zealand - Auckland

“Talk about ghosting!! He mastered it”

-jediloader

 

2. Pic or it didn’t happen.

“MOM GET THE CAMERA”

-Hippo_Holiday

 

1. This could be said about literally any FML and that thought is incredibly disturbing.

By Anonymous - / Monday 20 November 2017 06:00 /

“Someone, somewhere, has discovered that this is their fetish.”

-tonyfan00

 

 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“I’m glad there wasn’t a cup around. And so are a bunch of fifth-graders!”

-RichardPencil

By Shan.nel - / Monday 20 November 2017 19:30 / United States - Greer

“Lemme guess. You shat upon your trainer’s legs and groin causing him to vomit on you? Same ol’, same ol’”

-RichardPencil

“First on the banana peel and now this? You just can’t catch a break.”

-exileonmainst

 

 

DONUTS AND WINE AWARD

What kind of monsters are you?

A none-to-subtle hint about what your breath smells like? Also, donuts and wine?!?!? C’mon, man!!!”

-RichardPencil

 

 

EXILE GETS EXISTENTIAL AWARD

Caught in the Matrix

World

Today, I got into a minor car accident. No one got hurt, but the person that hit me was my father. Everyone thought he died 8 years ago. FML

By WaitWhat - / Saturday 18 November 2017 08:16 / New Zealand - Auckland

“Shit. No one has ever questioned the existence of my posts. I mean, I can see the post and so can you. But what if we’re both imaginary, then our posts would also be figments of imaginations. Can imaginations have imaginations? If we question our reality, does that make us real? Shit, this is too much to contemplate..”

-exileonmainst

 

 

APPROPRIATE USERNAME AWARD

Take it from someone who knows.

“fifty shades of brown”

-bidet

 

 

CAT PUN COMBO AWARD

“What a cat-astrophe. On the bright side, at least you don't have to buy cat food anymore.”

-Dave_Davington

“I bet OP isn’t feline well!

-exileonmainst

“But he just needs to stay pawsitive.”

-exileonmainst

“Just to think, alive on caturday, gone on sunday..”

-exileonmainst

“There's a special place in hell for both of you dickbags”

-Arashikage

“Now now, there’s no need to get purrsonal. I felt our puns were clawsome if not purrfect. We’re all just kitten around here.”

-exileonmainst

“geez Dave? you still haven't learned your lesson from the last time? That doesn't make them feel better!”

-arioch_fml

“Paw-don me, I cat speak for anyone else, but I paw-fer to make people laugh (or at least myself). Be-claws anyone can express their sympathies in an un-fur-tunate situation, but it’s a meow-velous thing to make jokes in a-paw-ling times. That’s my cat-titude to life.”

-exileonmainst

“It's good to see that not everyone here has a stick up their arse.”

-Dave_Davington

 

 

BRILLIANTLY WORDED COMMENT AWARD

“I’m sorry for posting anything resembling a joke. I’ll be a good fml commenter from now on and only post brilliantly worded comments like ”I’m so sorry OP”, I promise.”

-exileonmainst

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