Welcome to our top comments list! It may have been ranked in the past, but don't let the numbers trip you up. This is just a fun collection of our staff-picked favorite comments of the week. Congrats to everyone who made the list - let's jump in!

10. Obviously...

"You obviously suffer from reptiledisfunction." - Larissa Russo

9. Classy.

"Did you say "I poo?"" - ViviMage

"Or I doo doo?" - Glowworm56

8. * shakes fist *

"WASPs are such a pain in the ass, with their “my ancestors came over on the Mayflower — we’re the real Americans” bullshit." - RichardPencil

7. Where's Dora when you need her?

"It's a shame, sluttyfox, you forgot to say "Swiper, no swiping!" Now your own kin has stolen your shit. Better luck next time, OP." - Levi2411

6. We're waiting!

"You all need Jesus..." - Phillycheeze

"as soon as he gets some disco lights." - EmDizzle2007

5. Username checks out.

"Sounds like an invitation to me... " - Abbusser

4. That's un-beak-lievable.

"Watch out, you might catch chirpes. Its un-tweet-able." - whiskey'swino

3. OP is 95.

"Which “29th” birthday is this for you?" - RichardPencil

"How many 29th birthdays do you need to celebrate before one sip of rosé makes you start talking to your spleen? I'd say it was that many." - BurnInDemonFire

2. I do my little turn on the catwalk...

"I'm too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur, so sexy I purr!" - Glowworm56

1. Well alright then.

"God I hate those "buy one get one free" packages. What am I supposed to do with the other one!?" - gublaman

"Stick it in your vagina, apparently." - Dave_Davington

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

"Could they see Jesus in it?" - Itsbeenalong

That's all for this week, folks! Which one was your favorite?

Congrats again to all who made the list, and good luck to everyone for next week!