Here Are The Top 10 Comments Of The Week!

By Chairman Meow / samedi 20 octobre 2018 04:00
See if you made the list!

10. Indeed.

By B'Dawk - / Sunday 14 October 2018 13:30 /

"That snot cool." - littlekellilee


9. Um...

"Uummm...you do know you're not supposed to french the cat, right?" - tarabella


8. Bravo! Encore!

"I was tired of my lady.....
We’ve been together too long....
So I made a tinder Bio.....
With my favorite song.......

One day she came up to me...
Took out her phone and shook her head...
She didn’t even crack a smile....
And this is what she said....

Do you like Pina coolatas?
And getting caught in the rain?
Because now it’s ass your here....
That’s getting tossed in the streets...."
- John Nemeth


7. Here boy!

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 October 2018 15:33 /

"Now you can name your puppy Slick" - John Croasdell


6. Only with chili fries.


Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML

By Lubitueh - / Friday 19 October 2018 02:00 / Portugal - Carnaxide

"Who the hell likes people? What have they ever done for us?" - BurnInDemonFire

"The small ones are delicious" - PhoenixChick

"Only with chili fries. If you don't have chili fries, you can fuck off." - BurnInDemonFire


5. Nice.

"The Ninja Turtles would be proud." - Taurus_ChicKa


4. On the other hand...

"On the one hand, if she's a fan of swashbuckling adventure novels, that's a pretty awesome compliment. On the other hand... oh. Nevermind!" - Razell  


3. Skin Deep

By Chronicus Ironia - / Wednesday 17 October 2018 07:30 / United States

"I guess he really got under her skin." - Dave_Davington


2. Hipster Hate


Today, my boss gave our coffee machine to her sister-in-law. I work in a cafe. FML

By H.B - / Sunday 14 October 2018 17:30 / Germany

"Now you work at a water fountain. Hope you have a catchy name like “Hydration Station” to bring in gullible hipsters who will pay for free things." - RichardPencil

"We don't normally charge customers, but since you're 19, and dressed like my grandfather, it's $3.50. No, we don't accept Bitcoin, or PayPal." - BurnInDemonFire


1. It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

"For those who'd like a lot less fur, try the Brazilian import version." - PhoenixChick




Today, I met a really sweet cute guy on a dinner date. Too bad he was the waiter instead of my date. FML

By right date wrong guy - / Sunday 14 October 2018 15:30 / Norway - Oslo

"You shouldn't have left halfway through the busiest shift to go on a date" - TheSminty1


That's all, folks!


Which one was your favorite? Did we miss any really great ones this week? It's hard to get them all in one little list. Keep up the good work!


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