Here Are The Top 10 Comments Of The Week!
"That snot cool." - littlekellilee
Today, I discovered that you can vomit hard enough to break a rib and tear a ligament. Why was I barfing so violently? The stray cat I'm feeding has given me worms. I found one during "down there cleanup" time. I got laughed at by EMS, nurses, doctors, and my family. FML
"Uummm...you do know you're not supposed to french the cat, right?" - tarabella
8. Bravo! Encore!
"I was tired of my lady.....
We’ve been together too long....
So I made a tinder Bio.....
With my favorite song.......
One day she came up to me...
Took out her phone and shook her head...
She didn’t even crack a smile....
And this is what she said....
Do you like Pina coolatas?
And getting caught in the rain?
Because now it’s ass your here....
That’s getting tossed in the streets...."
- John Nemeth
7. Here boy!
"Now you can name your puppy Slick" - John Croasdell
6. Only with chili fries.
"Who the hell likes people? What have they ever done for us?" - BurnInDemonFire
"The small ones are delicious" - PhoenixChick
"Only with chili fries. If you don't have chili fries, you can fuck off." - BurnInDemonFire
"The Ninja Turtles would be proud." - Taurus_ChicKa
4. On the other hand...
Today, we didn't have much to do at work, so I struck up a conversation with a coworker I have a crush on - a girl with one arm. I wanted to tell her I thought she was pretty, but I ended up saying I thought she looked like a pirate queen. FML
"On the one hand, if she's a fan of swashbuckling adventure novels, that's a pretty awesome compliment. On the other hand... oh. Nevermind!" - Razell
3. Skin Deep
"I guess he really got under her skin." - Dave_Davington
2. Hipster Hate
"Now you work at a water fountain. Hope you have a catchy name like “Hydration Station” to bring in gullible hipsters who will pay for free things." - RichardPencil
"We don't normally charge customers, but since you're 19, and dressed like my grandfather, it's $3.50. No, we don't accept Bitcoin, or PayPal." - BurnInDemonFire
1. It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!
"For those who'd like a lot less fur, try the Brazilian import version." - PhoenixChick
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
"You shouldn't have left halfway through the busiest shift to go on a date" - TheSminty1
That's all, folks!
Which one was your favorite? Did we miss any really great ones this week? It's hard to get them all in one little list. Keep up the good work!