Here Are The 9 Funniest Comments From This Week!
9. FML CONFESSIONS, just when I thought I said all I could say....
“Today, my wife got a new job, working for my girlfriend. FML” -AzrielB
8. It's called fiscal responsibility, people.
“Your company is successful because you are not pissing your profits away on fancy, overpriced undies!” -RichardPencil
7. Savage. But ehhhh….. true.
“Just remove all warning lables in your house and let natural selection sort this out for you.” - OCD_NME
6. And when you're old and sick, will they let you move into their basement?
“So do the kids get to fight over who gets to inherit the basement when they grow up?” -Glowworm56
5. Well, that's enough internet for one day.
“These Twilight fuckers are getting creative” -manb91uk
4. “She put a bag on my head… still counts!”
“Doesn’t matter, had sex.” -Donut_Wizard
3. When ALL 100 COMMENTS SAY THE SAME EXACT THING.
“I don't know if anyone's already said this (probably not), but you should report it stolen and get a new roommate. I can't believe no one else has thought of this!” -sirrubberduckie
“I guess he could do that but dont you think he should report it stolen and get a new roommate instead?” -OCD_NME
2. We're really hoping this comment is true.
“I started a gofundme page for my expedition to get the sandwich. I hate sexism but I love sandwiches.” -OCD_NME
2. There are two kinds of people in this world:
“My ex MIL gave my new born whole milk she never watched her again” -thatslifeiguess7
1. We finally addressed the issue at hand and wrote an article about it:
“No one holds Pencil properly ;(“ -RichardPencil
“No one cares abouts pencil anymore :/ you had to know this day was bound to come. In the future all memories of pencil will be erased but fear not they will remember Richard's controversial comments” -Joshwarrior
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“Plot twist: She's just bitchy because her boyfriend gave away his Valentine's present because Valentine's is for women, not men.” -Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey
“Kmart brand undies aren’t sexy, plus they were urine-stained anyways!” -RichardPencil