Here Are The 21 Funniest Tweets From This Week!
1. When your friends tell you to cheer up and take you to the beach
when it’s summer but you have depression pic.twitter.com/bmQUGqUBa4
— KT 🌱 (@kxthleen) July 4, 2018
2. So many cool new features with the iPhone X
damn technology has come a long way https://t.co/YVTd41Rvn6
— griffin (@MuenchowGriffin) July 4, 2018
3. He was #1
friend request had been idling in his inbox for like 6 years, but alas, I am finally able to conduct the sickest burn in American history
— brian best (@verybestof_me) July 4, 2018
they will turn today into a holiday pic.twitter.com/6lMz13H4i2
4. Is this the plot of Toy Story 4?
My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse
— Baron Stigmund (@stiggib3) July 1, 2018
5. Meanwhile, as the gender debate continues:
Ah the two genders: YeeHaw and Yeeher.. https://t.co/Ccy8LDmZH1
— ☀️ sᴜɴ ᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ☀️ (@iWnaBwitU) July 1, 2018
6. Could have sent the pizza this way but alright
today I got an email confirming a domino's order I didn't make bc someone HACKED my account to use my points to get a free pizza so I called the store and the guy literally took it out of the oven, threw it away, and told me he'd tell whoever came for it to fuck off
— Grace (@gracearnprie) July 4, 2018
7. Nah fam
Bosnians : I wanna swim
— A NorthEastern guy (@ohNoobDerp) July 4, 2018
Croatia : No pic.twitter.com/OxFDJgpKd0
8. Video of the week. Month, even.
my sister is dumb as shit pic.twitter.com/TKJNpulxbq
— kayla roberts (@kayrob3rts) July 2, 2018
9. I would go to this.
this little boy at the water park asked how old I was as he’s looking at my beer concerned and I said 22 and he told me I was too old to be at the water park so now I’m out to make a 21+ water park where no kids are allowed bc an 8 year old just pissed me off
— Carly (@carly_linne) July 2, 2018
10. 100%
The back probably says “I hate Mondays” or some shit https://t.co/CYF9ly4idh
— Jonny Selvera (@JonnySelvera) July 2, 2018
11. And then their rent was raised by 30%
Lmao niggas behind the poster finally seeing sunlight after 4 years https://t.co/BKoYbOolaD
— ⚰️ (@laflurer) July 3, 2018
12. RT if you can do this
Do you ever just feel like a rotisserie chicken? pic.twitter.com/tJI3I2cF9E
— Madi Ford (@Madiford2) June 30, 2018
13. No respect
it's always "who's my dirty little slut" and never "HOW'S my dirty little slut" 😔😔
— 𝓐 (@amynoellekim) July 1, 2018
14. Or planning their revolt
They under there talking shit about you https://t.co/pdBnQ0qXNf
— Django Jane (@CurlyMacchiato) July 4, 2018
15....But in this particular case they were correct.
Americans have never been good at voting https://t.co/YVZo4GQVcb
— SSSAM (@llewig) June 30, 2018
16. And that is the only reason why that movie is unrealistic.
There are 4 Purge movies and I have yet to see a scene in any of them where someone is stealing some valuable shit. Like all crimes are legal for 24 hours and the only thing you bitches wanna do is kill each other when the apple store so right across the street?
— Marcuss (@DrugsMedia) July 2, 2018
17. Wincest.
bf took me to get undies n he wanted to embarrass me so he said real loud: “i can’t wait to rip these off with my teeth” n i replied with: “seriously u need to stop, ur my brother”
— tori ❁ (@torii_somerss) July 3, 2018
i won
18. The soft clapping really got me.
If golf and soccer switched announcers... pic.twitter.com/W0qr4n3GWx
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) July 2, 2018
19. Me, 3 days into Summer
I’ve had enough pic.twitter.com/ih7SUMLwJ2
— JacobxMcClain (@JacobxMcClain) July 4, 2018
20. Hello 911 yes I'd like to report a break in
so u broke into his house https://t.co/6H5DHvnC8E
— [ ? ] (@tumtheworld) June 30, 2018
21. I have spoken.
when vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked. i will not be reading any replies to this tweet.
— viking (@NOTVIKING) July 5, 2018
