Here Are The 20 Funniest Tweets From This Week!
1. This is a true fact.
ME WHEN A NORMAL BUG IS ON ME: Eww.
— rav (@Doughbvy) July 20, 2018
ME WHEN A LADYBUG IS ON ME: Evening, Ma'am.
2. THIS POOR GUY BUT ALSO IT'S SO FUNNY
Swimming? Fam in the back fighting for his life https://t.co/PQSPcUMrx9
— ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ (@OkigboXL) July 21, 2018
3. This tweet was hilarious until I saw that Jesse McCartney posted it, now it's 10x more hilarious.
All I want is
— Jesse McCartney (@JesseMcCartney) July 23, 2018
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*cash register noise*
you and your beautiful soul
4. "Tracking"
USPS tracking:
— Katie (@katie_bilotta) July 24, 2018
1. We’re not sure it exists yet
2. It’s arrived
5. Ya killed the damn joke
yo i hate honors college boys i just asked this guy “hey why aren’t koalas considered bears?” and he hits me with “they’re marsupials” shut up nerd the answer to the joke is “they don’t have the koalafications”
— claire (@clairedaniellem) July 22, 2018
6. What in tarnation
im babysitting my cousin and he is determined to get me pulled over pic.twitter.com/U7gV9RfAaO
— cam (@camaracts) July 21, 2018
7. Same.
Wow. Ok i really thought i was the only one. Not even dishes , anytime anyone tells me to do anything i was already plan on doing. https://t.co/I7Zgva6NSo
— Cassava Dick (@hellodaddy__) July 23, 2018
8. Y'all really just slept on that educational joke?
i accidentally told a customer their total was $17.76 instead of $17.67 i said “sorry.. just thinking about the declaration of independence i guess” and he did not laugh or smile
— carissa :$ (@emocarissa) July 25, 2018
9. Why do we let our children go through this!??
I remember one burned you alive and the other one gave you electric shocks https://t.co/oFluRw67PG
— Derrick 🏊🏾♂️ (@_ayosworldd) July 20, 2018
10. Tweets from celebrities referencing their own songs are on fire this week.
In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) July 26, 2018
11. somEBOODDDDYYYYYY
Now he’s just somebody that we used to know https://t.co/1uzBgl31c6
— ij bby (@okuhlexwolf) July 24, 2018
12. She relly is.
water is rly that bitch. zero calories, hydrating, home for fish, beautiful in nature, etc. like she did NOT have to go that hard. but she did. and i am grateful
— g (@hunnythin) July 21, 2018
13. The hypocrisy.
White people literally have a show called Extreme Couponing https://t.co/EITVTYtrBr
— Anthony Moore (@AllThatandMoore) July 24, 2018
14. Pour it up pour it up
[holding my new born son]
— cory (@_coryrichardson) July 24, 2018
me: he’s beautiful
doctor: we’re gonna have to give him some shots
me: oh hell yeah pour up it’s his fucking birthday
15. He's talented, ok?
Is it just me or does Riley sound like he’s singing toxic by Britney Spears? pic.twitter.com/XT4us4ERYD
— matt (@matthardn) July 21, 2018
16. Air Traffic.
yall at a red light? https://t.co/t9aHLCY1L6
— አላውቅም (@camryboyz) July 22, 2018
17. No one has thought about Soulja Boy since 2007 and yet here he is now, mentioned twice in this tweet list
*using Ouija board*
— garbage (@sugarfoot34) July 20, 2018
"hello, is there anyone there"
*Y*
*O*
*U*
*U*
*U*
*U*
"ah damnit this is a Soulja board*
18. Seems effective.
so my brother and stepsister decided to order pizza and put a sign on the door that said “scream ‘Shannon your pizza is here.’ Don’t ring the doorbell or knock, our grandma is sleeping upstairs.” pic.twitter.com/K9pegYKqBm
— Ava Breaux (@avabreauxx) July 23, 2018
19. Happy New Year to you too!
how is august next week?!
— buku (@_bybuku) July 23, 2018
september is basically tomorrow.
it’s already 2019.
happy new year.
20. Why do parents do this, why.
flight departure: 5:00pm
— ; (@ysraax) July 25, 2018
my parents at 8:58am: https://t.co/WU9X5HVa2T
21. To be fair Jack Dawson was a wonderful artist.
not to be confused with award winning actor Leonardo DaVinci https://t.co/ODOpurNgj3
— ruckin📱 (@ruckin_) July 23, 2018
22. It does look fun.
What pigeons do for fun pic.twitter.com/LTvT7hRcfR
— Michael 🏈💰 (@_moneyy_mike_) July 21, 2018
