Here Are The 19 Funniest Tweets From This Week!
1. "Idk what you just said"
i fucking hate phone calls uhhhgggg shut the fuck up and type to me so i can ignore it my attention span cant do this torture idk what you just said— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) June 15, 2018
2. Please watch the whole thing
And the parent of the year award goes to... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/sn7SancSRB— Last Resort Coitus (LRC) (@LuvahBwoi) June 19, 2018
3. Let's give it a try!
My debit card is more like a gift card... not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try— griffin (@MuenchowGriffin) June 20, 2018
4. You could do a LOT worse than Michael Gary Scott, lady.
my 8 yr old neighbor saw my new keychain and said “is that your boyfriend?????” pic.twitter.com/h3BCeV7ZgW— im crying a lot (@notclarinet) June 19, 2018
5. You know what they say!
The bigger the hoop, the bigger the wholesome women of God who will love you unconditionally https://t.co/7yQbkUdBZs— Dot 🌞 (@dom_dotty) June 20, 2018
6. Why is this so accurate
I swear 2018 went JANUARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Febuarymarchaprilmayjune— The Nerve. The Audacity... (@BienSur_JeTaime) June 18, 2018
7. Most Relatable Tweet Of The Week™
When u plan an outfit out in ur head but it looks mad stupid once u try it on and now u don't know what to wear pic.twitter.com/h7yYyslTXR— shaheer (@masoodx) June 18, 2018
8. Can't wait for the chef's FML when he sees this.
My dad wanted to make a reservation at a restaurant and they told him that they were completely booked, minutes later he called back claiming to be the prime minister of Morocco..... we got the best table in the place and the chef answer him to sign a plate and take a pic w him😭 pic.twitter.com/Yx2hdlK5Zf— Ihab. (@Ihab8knicks) June 19, 2018
9. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS TWEET IS GOLDEN
my manager showed me a picture of when she was younger & got her face painted .. then showed me a picture of her going down a bouncy slide w her face painted and her headband on her wrist... needless to say I was cryinnnnggg. michael jackson head ahhh pic.twitter.com/pTZhOOwRey— keely (@keely______) June 15, 2018
10. This crab is not messing around.
Don’t fucking mess with this crab pic.twitter.com/LtfjgOcVSy— Peanut butter is smooth for your back (@CoryWalloch) June 15, 2018
11. Fam, you need to open this article.
I’M FUCKINGNSL SCREAMING https://t.co/T92O9M1QMI— ً (@okkoyes) June 17, 2018
12. To be fair, it was a rough day at Scam Services LLC.
So my cousin just gave these credit card scammers a fake card number and this was his response😂😂 pic.twitter.com/OQ10QABDue— J. Snow (@_jaleng) June 19, 2018
13. This makes way too much sense.
Is maroon just navy red pic.twitter.com/DlCWvBAwrb— meza (@Mezaphy) June 19, 2018
14. Smooth AF.
my dad is honestly such a meme, especially today LMAO pic.twitter.com/toxtq5MUZe— christiana 🥀 (@heyychristiana) June 18, 2018
15. Bless up.
I was going 50 in a 40 & I passed this cop, right? He tried to u-turn but ended up hitting the curb & fucking up his tire. May your enemies always fail like this. Y'all have a blessed day.— Chi 💐 (@sandraohlee) June 18, 2018
16. Do what you gotta do.
DID HE JUST DROP AN ELBOW ON A GATOR!? pic.twitter.com/s3GXiZPsLL— Gokey (@Gokey) June 20, 2018
10 years of Camp Rock and I’m still bitter we lost.— J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) June 20, 2018
18. NOT TODAY.
Smart duck 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/GaoVmPL60n— Nature is Amazing 🌴 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 17, 2018
19. She was so serious about it.
I’m 100% convinced my grandma was the reason Mexico won pic.twitter.com/9jBRF5wFPE— paola (@paola__janet) June 17, 2018