Here Are The 17 Funniest Tweets Of The Week!
1. Give this man an award.
i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up. pic.twitter.com/5OTf5aR4vm
— JΞVH M (@Jevholution) September 3, 2018
2. Nailed it.
My little brother learned how to use the water dispenser for our fridge and... pic.twitter.com/vG54i8FlZS
— Iza (@IMolzan) September 6, 2018
3. There are so many videos of this but this one is the best.
I highly recommend that everyone turns their siblings invisible HAHAHAH pic.twitter.com/SK4jLw7cNa
— DAVID DOBRIK (@DavidDobrik) September 6, 2018
4. If he didn't get the job I'm quitting life.
Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' i told her na im hungry for success LOOOOOOL đ¤Łđ¤Ł
— Maximus (@SirmadMahmood) September 3, 2018
5. HELL YEAH /teen angst
Ok but how fukin TIGHT was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me
— Bay (@i_BAYlooknurway) September 3, 2018
6. Who really does this though?
Me responsibly washing my face after a night of drinking https://t.co/rQbYfETPZv
— esh (@eatchaaa) September 5, 2018
7. This man is not the hero we deserve
In line at McDonald’s.... shitty little kid behind me screaming he wants an apple pie at his mother...
— Cool name pending.... (@vlcker77) September 5, 2018
I get to counter...
Me: Hi I’ll have a Number 3, Large.... and excuse me how many apple pies do you have back there....
McD worker: 12
Me: I’ll take them all
8. They DIED, carol. That's what happened.
People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.
— Elise Kumar đ¤ˇâď¸ (@elisekumar) September 8, 2018
They died, Carol. A lot of people died.
9. This is the kind of wholesome content we're looking for
She never specified what kind of foot long... WELCOME HOME BENTLEY BABY pic.twitter.com/MrU6ny4Y5b
— kelsey johnstone (@_kelseygracee) September 4, 2018
10. This too
Imagine fucking her over and getting jumped by 6 dudes that look alike. Shits gone look like a shadow clone jutsu https://t.co/VSPiDuwQhv
— Nik (@AmoNickk) September 2, 2018
11. AND THIS! WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE
This is the only thing I will be able to think about for the next week pic.twitter.com/u7mtMpmf51
— britney spears 2007 (@wheresyonce) September 2, 2018
12. It's still no excuse!
I remember one time I caught my ex talking to some dude in an indie band and was telling him she’s sad and she said something along the lines of “my boyfriend is a musician (me) and hasn’t once made a song about me or how he loves me” like bro I play the drums wtf lol
— andrew (@pena_core) September 4, 2018
13. Carry on
Ladies, if you think it’s okay to wear a shirt without a bra and I can see your whole ass nipples......you’d be correct that shits fire please keep doing that
— mayana (@mayanakatherine) September 3, 2018
14. So if you take out your trash are you husband material?
Y’all call basic life skills wife material. I told this guy I was cooking and he said oh you a wife. Nigga I’m just fucking hungry.
— boo boo the fool. (@lonthecelebrity) September 7, 2018
15. True.
me 5 years ago: the internet isnt your diary sweetie(:
— b (@boujeesIut) September 5, 2018
me now: whats up twitter today i cried in a mcdonald’s bathroom
16. Wal-Mart comitted to the grudge.
JUST HAD A JOB INTERVIEW AT WALMART AND THEY SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF ME SHOPLIFTING đ
— Ů (@CHRISGUSTlNG) September 5, 2018
17. God damn hipsters.
i’m still pissed that wal-mart used to sell these for $10 and now they’re $60+.. look at what you bitches did https://t.co/IwBcYClfiP
— Prie$terin (@umcornell) September 5, 2018
