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Here Are The 16 Funniest Tweets From This Week!

The best of the best tweets from this week. Enjoy!

1. Happy first week back at school everyone!

2. This is a fact.

3. Ohhhh, ah ohhhh

4. Or, hitting on girls.

5. Many dogs made it on this week's tweet list

6. Like... many, many.

7. Lol, amiright? UP TOP!

8. Cowabunga dude

9. Here's another dog but this time you cry

10. You're terrible if you laugh

11. Re: The ASOS crop top debate

12. LIVE - LAUGH- LOVE

13. Terror throwback

14. But, what if tho.

15. This is the final dog for today's tweet list but he is very worth it

16. Okay, queen.

By Nadine / Wednesday 29 August 2018 15:34 /
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

"Once upon a time, there was a turkey named Oswald. He was a happy turkey who spent his days on the farm eating corn, having sex with lady turkeys, and selling weed to Hollywood celebrities. Unfortunately, one such celebrity owed Oswald a lot of money, and although Oswald had teamed up with Snoop Dogg to persuade the celebrity to pay up, the celebrity ended up killing Oswald, and selling him to a local butcher. The butcher plucked Oswald's feathers from his lifeless corpse, and cut off his head and feet, before selling him to a hungry family. Now, this family had a very curious son, who thought placing a slice of Oswald in a DVD player would cause a movie of his life to play on the TV. Well, here we are, kid. You weren't expecting this story, were you? Also, you've just pissed off a load of vegans, and Peta are after you. Good luck. The End."

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

"Once upon a time, there was a turkey named Oswald. He was a happy turkey who spent his days on the farm eating corn, having sex with lady turkeys, and selling weed to Hollywood celebrities. Unfortunately, one such celebrity owed Oswald a lot of money, and although Oswald had teamed up with Snoop Dogg to persuade the celebrity to pay up, the celebrity ended up killing Oswald, and selling him to a local butcher. The butcher plucked Oswald's feathers from his lifeless corpse, and cut off his head and feet, before selling him to a hungry family. Now, this family had a very curious son, who thought placing a slice of Oswald in a DVD player would cause a movie of his life to play on the TV. Well, here we are, kid. You weren't expecting this story, were you? Also, you've just pissed off a load of vegans, and Peta are after you. Good luck. The End."

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By  KittyMack  |  13

12 is worth clicking through to see the whole thread. Can ruin your faith in humanity but hey, who has any left at this point anyway, amirite?
I didn't know such tackiness was so widespread. We have a friend we laugh at & we thought it was just her. She has a pic of a fork and the word "forchetta" HUGE like it covers about a square yard. Not Italian, not in the habit of travelling to Italy. WTF is the point? Why not a spoon & knife too?
She asked us (handy types) to put up a "___ & ___" for her too, in foot high letters. Also random words not related to her life.
I am almost certain there are quotes about enjoying coffee and wine too.
I just don't get it. If you want to decorate but don't want something with personal meaning, get a fun clock or a pretty picture. Why choose words when you have sweet fuck all to say?

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