Here Are The 16 Best Tweets Of The Week
1. Or blowing on the cartridge?
Has anyone tried unplugging the country and plugging it back in?— Turnip (@Turnip2020) August 19, 2018
2. Honestly, it's not necessary. We GET IT.
Tf is Netflix sooo loud for when you first open it "DUH DOOM" head ass— yeah🅱 (@_itsB) August 20, 2018
3. Damn that really is the tea.
Professor: whats the thesis?— Kendra Leigh (@kendraaaleighh) August 19, 2018
Student: oh u want the tea sis?
Prof: no the THESIS
Stud: the money-hungry college education system in our country is toxic,regards students as numbers,prioritizes memorization over learning&cripples ppl w endless debt
Prof: damn thats the tea sis
4. I was not prepared for this tweet.
[during sex]— Jay (@highonthighs) August 18, 2018
Me: Hurt me
Her: In 1992, scientists discovered the loneliest creature on Earth.
Her: Its a whale that has been calling for a mate for two decades. He communicates at a frequency not used by any other whales, and hasnt received a response.
5. For all you Incredibles Loving Asses
Edna was NOT fucking with my outfit💀 pic.twitter.com/cDXsYFPXBq— ivan🐉 (@ivanxmoomoo) August 19, 2018
Ain’t nobody picking y’all up to put you into a Nissan Altima https://t.co/b2rnsgXLEK— Professional Side Nigga (@_theycallmetrey) August 19, 2018
7. Please watch this full video.
If y’all haven’t seen this y’all have to 😂 Made my brother think it was time for school at 2am lmao pic.twitter.com/0bt7Jyerzj— 🌙 (@_willie31) August 18, 2018
8. NOT TODAY
i landed guys. thank you for your prayers. can't believe how many people wished death on me on this website. fuck you. but not today— Beerbongs & Bentleys (@PostMalone) August 21, 2018
9. May your days be blessed with peace and happiness ok everyone protect Bindi
I really was like smh white people are so stupid until I saw her last name...carry on with ur activities, be safe ,we love you ❤️ https://t.co/Jwy1kLq5Pt— Nygel Turner (@nygelt) April 9, 2018
10. Poll: Is this video actually funny or is this women's laugh just really extra
My dad saw that viral video of the guy who cut holes in his fence for his nosey dog so he decided to test it out and the results did not disappoint pic.twitter.com/MatcopjKmL— lindsay (@ptvlinds) August 18, 2018
11. lol fuck you
Her: come over— john is toast (@johnistoasted) August 20, 2018
Me: I’m busy
Her: my parents aren’t home ;)
Me: I know
Me: I’m hanging with your parents
Me: Craig says fuck u lmao
12. Okay dis cute.
TELL ME WHY WE JUST PROPOSED TO EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME AT OUR FAVORITE PLACE I’M SPEECHLESS pic.twitter.com/UaKcQlRTnP— jesse 🦇 (@virgoprincxss) August 20, 2018
13. Some people really out here living the dream.
Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can’t take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day— SKH (@shalaylaa) August 19, 2018
14. I'm not sure who is more annoying in this text conversation
i just convinced a tinder boy we had the same number so i didnt have to text him pic.twitter.com/guDBlP3iw3— hannah (@hannahhhhxoxo) August 22, 2018
15. RT if this was your JAM back in the day
I SAID STAN TWITTER DO Y'ALL KNOW THIS FUCKING SONG pic.twitter.com/I0L5cVtMFQ— mia (@findthemaze) August 19, 2018
16. A follow up from last week's tweet list...
editing two videos together can really change a story. pic.twitter.com/6MwL1KRo9v— Clint Falin (@ClintFalin) August 18, 2018