1. Y'all need to step up your game.

This all started with Meghan’s friend setting her up on a blind date with Prince Harry. My friends are actually useless.

— t-yan (@ovotiann) May 19, 2018

2. *Wipes sweat from forehead*

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*

— Gayer, Different Aaron (@abgates7) May 22, 2018

3. She killed it.

AYOOO I AINT THINK MY SCHOOL WOULD PUT MY QUOTE LMAOOO pic.twitter.com/g0xH5Q7CWo

— B.🇭🇹🦋 (@bbernierxo) May 21, 2018

4. This is your moment, girl.

Who decides which tweets go viral and which ones don't?? I have been putting out quality content for YEARS and I'm starting to understand how Leonardo DiCaprio felt waiting for his Oscar.

— Hannah Bullock (@HannahB_15) May 23, 2018

5. How did they do this!?

black people can dance to anything lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/oQsWsVoykl

— was @LILAFRIMANE (@LORAFRIMANE) May 20, 2018

6. Facts.

my therapist wants me to “slow down” and stop “living my life like it’s a race” it’s like he doesn’t even know that life is a highway and i’m contractually obligated to ride it all night long

— dirt prince (@pants_leg) May 20, 2018

7. Goals.

i opened a savings account in 2008 with a $25 deposit. i've watched the money grow over the last decade, and though i've been tempted, i've left it alone. now i have $27.96, enough to retire on. take note.

— trappadonna ✨ (@NicholeGunz) May 20, 2018

8. Still adorable.

I have officially peaked pic.twitter.com/x2AJt5UBET

— Madison Hutson 🌼 (@maddiehutsonn) May 19, 2018

9. Ignore the politics and focus on the funny.

Do I agree with everything Tomi Lahren has to say? No.

But do I feel that she should be able to visit my city without having a drink thrown at her during brunch? Also no.

— Josh (@joshnorthsouth) May 23, 2018

10. He was spitting some game, not going to let that vacuum get in his way.

Imagine being as smooth as this cat. pic.twitter.com/sF4VZwjiP4

— Tuxedo Mask (@TheLoveBel0w) May 22, 2018

11. This is the most real and accurate tweet on Twitter.

The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 23, 2018

12. Where PETA at?

Peppa Shook💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/Nsi72Fa7ZS

— Exi🏚 (@eddd_maisterr) May 19, 2018

13. This is some exorcist shit. 

I JUST SUPLEXED MY GIRLFRIEND INTO MY BED AND THIS HAPPENED pic.twitter.com/hmxoQaoLot

— paco (@PacoSZN) May 20, 2018

14. He was like "Bet. Got you."

I have officially found my spirit animal pic.twitter.com/J0xa8gNgKd

— yimmy (@JimmyJacobs22) May 22, 2018