Here Are The 14 Funniest Tweets Of The Week!

1. Y'all need to step up your game.
This all started with Meghan’s friend setting her up on a blind date with Prince Harry. My friends are actually useless.
— t-yan (@ovotiann) May 19, 2018
2. *Wipes sweat from forehead*
Movie theater: Please silence your phones.
— Gayer, Different Aaron (@abgates7) May 22, 2018
Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*
3. She killed it.
AYOOO I AINT THINK MY SCHOOL WOULD PUT MY QUOTE LMAOOO pic.twitter.com/g0xH5Q7CWo
— B.đź‡đź‡ąđź¦‹ (@bbernierxo) May 21, 2018
4. This is your moment, girl.
Who decides which tweets go viral and which ones don't?? I have been putting out quality content for YEARS and I'm starting to understand how Leonardo DiCaprio felt waiting for his Oscar.
— Hannah Bullock (@HannahB_15) May 23, 2018
5. How did they do this!?
black people can dance to anything lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/oQsWsVoykl
— was @LILAFRIMANE (@LORAFRIMANE) May 20, 2018
6. Facts.
my therapist wants me to “slow down” and stop “living my life like it’s a race” it’s like he doesn’t even know that life is a highway and i’m contractually obligated to ride it all night long
— dirt prince (@pants_leg) May 20, 2018
7. Goals.
i opened a savings account in 2008 with a $25 deposit. i've watched the money grow over the last decade, and though i've been tempted, i've left it alone. now i have $27.96, enough to retire on. take note.
— trappadonna ✨ (@NicholeGunz) May 20, 2018
8. Still adorable.
I have officially peaked pic.twitter.com/x2AJt5UBET
— Madison Hutson 🌼 (@maddiehutsonn) May 19, 2018
9. Ignore the politics and focus on the funny.
Do I agree with everything Tomi Lahren has to say? No.
— Josh (@joshnorthsouth) May 23, 2018
But do I feel that she should be able to visit my city without having a drink thrown at her during brunch? Also no.
10. He was spitting some game, not going to let that vacuum get in his way.
Imagine being as smooth as this cat. pic.twitter.com/sF4VZwjiP4
— Tuxedo Mask (@TheLoveBel0w) May 22, 2018
11. This is the most real and accurate tweet on Twitter.
The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 23, 2018
12. Where PETA at?
Peppa Shook💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/Nsi72Fa7ZS
— Exi🏚 (@eddd_maisterr) May 19, 2018
13. This is some exorcist shit.
I JUST SUPLEXED MY GIRLFRIEND INTO MY BED AND THIS HAPPENED pic.twitter.com/hmxoQaoLot
— paco (@PacoSZN) May 20, 2018
14. He was like "Bet. Got you."
I have officially found my spirit animal pic.twitter.com/J0xa8gNgKd
— yimmy (@JimmyJacobs22) May 22, 2018