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Here Are FML’s 10 Most Hysterical Comments of the Week!

By Nina / vendredi 13 octobre 2017 06:30
Who is this Stephen everyone’s talking about? You’ll find out in this week’s edition of the comment corral. Also featured this week are surprise appearances from legendary philosophers, Raven Baxter, and as always, a butt-load of clever wordplay.

10. Screw me once, shame on you.

“Sounds like he screwed you twice....”

-Leeono

9.Starting off the new school year with a bang.

By Jim - / Monday 9 October 2017 13:00 /

“Your first school trip on the first day of school? You must have broken a record!”

-Shabnal Moghal

8. No need to jump to conclusions.

“Relax, OP! Stephen is a very common name, so you’re probably being cheated on with somebody else.”

-Tripartita

7. Take it from the hole plugging expert.

“Have you tried a cork?”

-Donut_Wizard

6. Handle with care.

“Drive through delivery--you're doing it all wrong.”

-Glowworm56

5. Back to the future.

By Sam - / Tuesday 10 October 2017 16:00 /

“Today, my siblings and I found an FML that came out a few months before we were born. It describes our situation exactly and explains why our younger sister is so well treated. Glad to know we managed to disappoint you in utero, Ma. FML”

-Tripartita

4. Growing up’s no fun.

“You misspelled "son".”

-Lobby_Bee

3. Apparently not.

“I guess there was no chemistry at all with that science tutor.”

-Glowworm56

 

2. You’ve managed to wrangle the magic of Tolkien and Archer in one comment and it’s pure gold.

“Do want ents? Because this is how you get ents!”

-exileonmainst

1. But, like, really though.

“In Soviet Russia, beds, break-in you!”

-chyiochan

 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

World

Today, I went back to my doctor because I had an ear infection in my left ear. Not only do I now have an infection in my right ear as well, I also I have a yeast infection from the antibiotics. FML

By LadyEars - / Sunday 8 October 2017 20:00 / South Africa - Cape Town

“OP needs someone to piss in her ear. Maybe this time it helps.”

-Ashamed_Sister

World

Today, I went to get a new pair of glasses made because I broke mine last night. I won't be able to get an eye exam until Thursday. It's Sunday. Looks like I'm driving blind for the rest of the week. FML

By "Marylou Javelosa" - / Monday 9 October 2017 05:45 / Guam - Barrigada

“Please don't drive. You already went into your girlfriend's room when you meant to go into Stephen's. We don't want more bad things to happen.”

-exileonmainst

“At least he didn't sleep with your father, Stephen …”

-ragnarok1540

 

IT’S THE FUTURE I CAN SEE AWARD

World
By I'mNotIntoThat - / Saturday 7 October 2017 16:00 / Austria - Baden

“That's So Raven!”

-chyiochan

 

INCREDIBLY RELEVANT USERNAME AWARD

World

Today, I became a father. I don't know how to tell my wife. FML

By Timon Nowak - / Saturday 7 October 2017 21:45 / Poland - Grabownica Starzenska

“You expect sympathy? Fuck you stop putting your penis in everything you see”

-really_dad?

 

QUIT YO BULLSHIT AWARD

“Mmkay, no you didn't”

-Jess Gemi Katt

 

SURPRISE DESCARTES AWARD

“I think”

-Shabnam Moghal

“…therefore I am.”

-Tripartita

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