Here Are FML’s 10 Most Hysterical Comments of the Week!

10. Screw me once, shame on you.
“Sounds like he screwed you twice....”
-Leeono
9.Starting off the new school year with a bang.
“Your first school trip on the first day of school? You must have broken a record!”
-Shabnal Moghal
8. No need to jump to conclusions.
“Relax, OP! Stephen is a very common name, so you’re probably being cheated on with somebody else.”
-Tripartita
7. Take it from the hole plugging expert.
“Have you tried a cork?”
-Donut_Wizard
6. Handle with care.
“Drive through delivery--you're doing it all wrong.”
-Glowworm56
5. Back to the future.
“Today, my siblings and I found an FML that came out a few months before we were born. It describes our situation exactly and explains why our younger sister is so well treated. Glad to know we managed to disappoint you in utero, Ma. FML”
-Tripartita
4. Growing up’s no fun.
“You misspelled "son".”
-Lobby_Bee
3. Apparently not.
“I guess there was no chemistry at all with that science tutor.”
-Glowworm56
2. You’ve managed to wrangle the magic of Tolkien and Archer in one comment and it’s pure gold.
“Do want ents? Because this is how you get ents!”
-exileonmainst
1. But, like, really though.
“In Soviet Russia, beds, break-in you!”
-chyiochan
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“OP needs someone to piss in her ear. Maybe this time it helps.”
-Ashamed_Sister
“Please don't drive. You already went into your girlfriend's room when you meant to go into Stephen's. We don't want more bad things to happen.”
-exileonmainst
“At least he didn't sleep with your father, Stephen …”
-ragnarok1540
IT’S THE FUTURE I CAN SEE AWARD
“That's So Raven!”
-chyiochan
INCREDIBLY RELEVANT USERNAME AWARD
“You expect sympathy? Fuck you stop putting your penis in everything you see”
-really_dad?
QUIT YO BULLSHIT AWARD
“Mmkay, no you didn't”
-Jess Gemi Katt
SURPRISE DESCARTES AWARD
“I think”
-Shabnam Moghal
“…therefore I am.”
-Tripartita