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Here Are 15 of the Funniest Drunk Stories To Gear You Up For St. Patrick's Day!

By Nadine / samedi 17 mars 2018 10:00
St. Patrick himself is rolling over in his grave at the mere thought of sobriety on this day. So get out there, get drunk, do embarrassing stuff, and then come back to FML to tell us allllll about it.

 

1. Jim is lookin' gooooood though.

2. Did you follow the recipe exactly as instructed?

3. Awkward moments don't stop after High School

4. They probably just didn't want you to pee in their car...

5. Nailed it.

6. Google would have been useful in this situation.

7. This does not seem sanitary on so many levels.

8. YOU BETTER BUILD THE DOG A DAMN WHEELCHAIR, PAL.

9. So, you're the annoying drunk that no one likes to be around, then.

10. That's some self-respect!

11. Time to switch to coffee, dad.

12. But more importantly, you didn't get to eat your snack.

13. baaaALLLLIN'

14.  We aspire to reach this level of faced.

15. And we'll end it with Jimmy himself. 

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By  rebeccabyram  |  15

Same but one time I woke up so delirious the i thought there was an octopus under my bed. I then insisted that my mum get down, check under the bed and get rid of said octopus.

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  Rabite  |  27

Yeah, it's only a bit funny if you hear it and not do it yourself or witness it.
Although I loved the story with the parcours. You go girl!

By  rebeccabyram  |  15

Same but one time I woke up so delirious the i thought there was an octopus under my bed. I then insisted that my mum get down, check under the bed and get rid of said octopus.

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