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He had sex with a girl without using a condom... and freaks out moments after. A good lesson for everyone!

Poor guy. His hook-up didn’t even leave him with the right number and now he might be a father?! This is why you always use a condom. Watch him squirm, you’re going to love it.

Wrong number trolls are our favorite kind of FMLs, and pregnancy scare FMLs are pretty good too. But combined?

Perfection. Take this guy, for instance, who gets absolutely frantic when he texts his hook-up from the night before about picking up Plan B, only to be greeted by an attitude unnervingly cavalier. From an outsider’s perspective, of course it’s too good to be true, but in the panic of possibly becoming a father with someone you hardly know...well, then it’s hard to see anything but the FML.

Source: 9gag

By FML Approved / Thursday 7 December 2017 12:15 / France
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By  gbomb82  |  5

When a girl gives you her number always dial it right in front of her just to make sure. You say to her I'm dialing your phone now so you can have my number too, and if it doesn't ring well then you know. Always use a condom you idiot and make sure it's yours not hers.

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  xxxxmishixxxx  |  4

Lol! I got my son and a fiance out of a one night stand, though we actually used protection hahaha

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By  gbomb82  |  5

When a girl gives you her number always dial it right in front of her just to make sure. You say to her I'm dialing your phone now so you can have my number too, and if it doesn't ring well then you know. Always use a condom you idiot and make sure it's yours not hers.

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  GinGin92  |  18

Dialing it right in front of her is an excellent way to come off as a mega creep. If the number is fake, then she didn't want to talk to you in the first place. If it's real, and you stand there dialing it, she'll likely either ghost you or ask you to delete it, and who could blame her at that point.

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  KittyMack  |  13

I don't think it necessarily would seem odd. The cover story "Here now you will have my number too, with one tap of a button" seems pretty believable. I think I have traded numbers by doing that with coworkers, I was carpooling with, relatives etc. It would seem fishy without the cover story though, yeah.

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  KittyMack  |  13

But why do it? If the goal was giving a fake number, finding out that way would be awkward for her and any bystanders, and humiliating for the guy. No benefit to it at all.

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  The_Khan  |  12

Well, if she didn't want me to have her number, she can nut up and say so. I do call the number both for her to have mine and so I don't lose it easily and to make sure I (or she) didn't write it down wrong by mistake.
All valid reasons.

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By  gbomb82  |  5

you know we can all say what we want in the comments about he should have done this she should have done that, but you know what he got his P in her V so he got what he mainly came from.

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