Happy National Beer Day! Here Are 15 Hilarious FMLs About Everyone&#039;s Favorite Alcoholic Beverage.

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Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML

2. Reeeeefreshing!

By Kristen Duncan - 1/8/2017 20:00 - United States - Spokane

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Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML

3. Someone trademark this ASAP.

By Anonymous - 18/5/2017 20:00

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Today, I got written up with a final warning because I ''drink alcoholic beverages'' at work. I was drinking Root Beer. FML

4. 0.00% fair.

By Anonymous - 10/5/2017 00:10 - Netherlands - Wageningen

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Today, during an endless heat wave, I sat at my local pub having a beer. I was delighted as a cool sea breeze started to come through. I was less delighted when the sea breeze picked up and blew cigarette ash onto my sweaty face and into my mouth. FML

5. Ah, beach life.

By Really? - 31/12/2016 01:54 - Australia - Homebush

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Today, at my first AA meeting, my best friend thought it would be funny to burst in drunk and tell everyone that I was the champion at beer pong and that there was a party at my place after my "quitter club" ended. FML

6. Where would you be without supportive friends?

By joeker124 - 18/11/2016 05:55 - United States - North Fort Myers

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Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML

7. It could definitely be either one.

By lily_marleen - 24/10/2016 12:58 - United States

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Today, I set my beer on the windowsill while I made space for it on the table. Suddenly, the wind knocked the window open. Into my beer. Into a box of expensive electronics. It was the last beer. FML

8. The worst part is that there was no more beer.

By sayno2mermaids - 4/8/2016 02:08 - United States - Denver

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Today, I thought my car was overheating. I then thought it was wise to put my hand close to my muffler to feel the heat. Needless to say, I stuck my entire hand on my muffler then had to drive around with the only cold thing in my car. A cold beer from my cooler. Yes, I got pulled over. FML

9. Officer, I can explain.

By leaannec30 - 10/7/2016 18:52 - Canada - Hamilton

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Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

10. Yeah it's time to find a new roomate.

By Anonymous - 18/3/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

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Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML

11. Sounds like a day to remember for everyone.

By Scarred4lyfe - 28/2/2016 22:32 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML

12. This is a metephor.

By Anonymous - 20/2/2016 14:19 - United States - Abington

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Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

13. Uhhhh and you didn't say anything to them?!

By mn051299 - 10/2/2016 09:09 - Switzerland - Richterswil

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Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML

14. Seems legit.

By ur_life_dus_suck - 21/1/2016 13:08 - United States - Wayne

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Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML

15. Nice guys, great guys.

By heart of cold - 11/1/2016 09:12 - United States

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