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Happy National Beer Day! Here Are 15 Hilarious FMLs About Everyone's Favorite Alcoholic Beverage.

By Nadine / samedi 7 avril 2018 10:00
Before you pop open a cold one, check out these 15 beer related FMLs that will make you reconsider ever really drinking again.

1. A+ in beer 101.

Today, I frantically finished a paper that I needed to complete before midnight about the competencies of my pharmacy school. When it came time to submit, I accidentally selected the file below my paper, which was my personal log of beer reviews and personal favorites. FML

By "schober60" - / Friday 15 September 2017 07:00 / United States - Pittsburgh

2. Reeeeefreshing!

3. Someone trademark this ASAP.

Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 18 May 2017 20:00 /

 

4. 0.00% fair.

Today, I got written up with a final warning because I ''drink alcoholic beverages'' at work. I was drinking Root Beer. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 00:10 / Netherlands - Wageningen

5. Ah, beach life.

Today, during an endless heat wave, I sat at my local pub having a beer. I was delighted as a cool sea breeze started to come through. I was less delighted when the sea breeze picked up and blew cigarette ash onto my sweaty face and into my mouth. FML

By Really? / Saturday 31 December 2016 01:54 / Australia - Homebush

6. Where would you be without supportive friends?

Today, at my first AA meeting, my best friend thought it would be funny to burst in drunk and tell everyone that I was the champion at beer pong and that there was a party at my place after my "quitter club" ended. FML

By joeker124 / Friday 18 November 2016 05:55 / United States - North Fort Myers

7. It could definitely be either one. 

Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML

By lily_marleen - / Monday 24 October 2016 12:58 / United States

8. The worst part is that there was no more beer.

Today, I set my beer on the windowsill while I made space for it on the table. Suddenly, the wind knocked the window open. Into my beer. Into a box of expensive electronics. It was the last beer. FML

By sayno2mermaids - / Thursday 4 August 2016 02:08 / United States - Denver

 

9. Officer, I can explain.

Today, I thought my car was overheating. I then thought it was wise to put my hand close to my muffler to feel the heat. Needless to say, I stuck my entire hand on my muffler then had to drive around with the only cold thing in my car. A cold beer from my cooler. Yes, I got pulled over. FML

By leaannec30 - / Sunday 10 July 2016 18:52 / Canada - Hamilton

10. Yeah it's time to find a new roomate.

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 18 March 2016 20:57 / United States - Valley Stream

11. Sounds like a day to remember for everyone.

Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML

By Scarred4lyfe / Sunday 28 February 2016 22:32 / United States - Fort Lauderdale

12. This is a metephor.

Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 February 2016 14:19 / United States - Abington

13. Uhhhh and you didn't say anything to them?!

Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

By mn051299 / Wednesday 10 February 2016 09:09 / Switzerland - Richterswil

 

14. Seems legit.

15. Nice guys, great guys.

Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML

By heart of cold / Monday 11 January 2016 09:12 / United States
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