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Happy National Be A Millionaire Day! Here's 14 FMLs About Money (Or, The Lack Of it.)

By Nadine / samedi 19 mai 2018 10:00
National "Be A Millionaire Day" Well, why didn't we think of that! Just BE one! FML.

1. No ruspeck.

Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 May 2018 20:30 /

2. Rude.

Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML

By UnicornPancake - / Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:00 /

 

3. Go away, kiddies.

Today, during my daughter's 8th birthday at a skating rink, a family showed up that didn't RSVP. The mother brought all 3 of her kids and left them at the party alone. She didn't feed them lunch and they followed me around the whole time asking for money. FML

By Stephanie Peugh - / Sunday 15 April 2018 19:30 / United States - Loudonville

4. HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud. All my money was in there, and I move today. FML

By BrokeAsHeck - / Friday 23 March 2018 15:00 /

5. Thanks, mom!

World
Australia

Today, it's my 18th birthday. As I moved out of home to study, and currently spend 95% of my wage on rent, I asked my mother for any amount of money as my gift. I desperately need new shoes and underwear, and haven't eaten for two days. Instead, I got a pair of earrings. FML

By HungryBird - / Sunday 4 March 2018 01:00 / Australia - Peakhurst

6. Time is money. 

World
United Kingdom

Today, my mother started fostering a child to make some money. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she didn't make me babysit the kid and take him to and from school every day because she's "too busy". I work full-time and she's unemployed. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 21 February 2018 14:00 / United Kingdom - Poole

 

7. Do you even lift, bro?

Man vs Boy

Today, it was my first day at a new gym, which cost a fortune. Some skinny teen who had clearly never lifted in his life dropped a weight while I was stretching and broke my ankle. Money down the drain. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 17 February 2018 19:00 /

8. I think we can all agree this guy lost 60 bucks on something you can get for free online.

That was short-lived.

Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

By adc2502 - / Friday 2 February 2018 11:00 /

9. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML

By TheLostCauseFML - / Sunday 31 December 2018 08:00 / United States - Quitman

10. So what you're saying is you have to move out either way.

Today, I discovered that I don't have a college fund. My mother stole the money when she divorced my dad and he never bothered to tell me. Now he's offered to pay my tuition if I go to a military academy. If I don't take the offer, he wants me to move out by next Friday. FML

By BirdBrain - / Thursday 14 December 2017 19:00 /

11. Looks like someone else was robbed today.

Today, my brother robbed someone. The victim spoke with me and said that if his $1500 was paid back, he wouldn’t press charges. After I gave him the money, I questioned my brother until he admitted doing it. He only took $200. FML

By Buggy - / Tuesday 12 December 2017 18:30 / United States - Atmore

 

12. Conincidence!

Today, I learned that the new granite countertop in my parents' house cost $12,000. Coincidentally, this is also the amount of money I would have needed to go to the college of my dreams instead of the cheaper school I currently attend. FML

By lessimportantthanatable - / Wednesday 15 November 2017 12:00 / United States - Northfield

13. This is the most frustrating FML ever.

Today, my boyfriend and I won $1,000 on a scratch-off, but when he tried to cash it in they told him he owed money to the state so we got nothing. If I had done it instead we would have gotten the money. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 13 November 2017 19:00 /

14. Call the po-po.

World
Panama

Today, after almost a year of working two jobs, I managed to save up $2,000. I decided to treat myself to a week in Japan, but while walking to the Japanese Embassy to exchange my dollars for yen, I got robbed at gunpoint. I had the money in cash. FML

By BetterThanWastingItIGuess - / Saturday 11 November 2017 13:00 / Panama - Panama
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