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Now, we can match you up based on your favorite FMLs. As you may or may not know, you can favorite FMLs by clicking on the heart icon under each one. This collection of hearts is then displayed on your account profile. What we're planning to do is to...
By FML Team / Saturday 12 February 2011 09:41 /

Now, we can match you up based on your favorite FMLs. As you may or may not know, you can favorite FMLs by clicking on the heart icon under each one. This collection of hearts is then displayed on your account profile. What we're planning to do is to let you choose your favorite stories (at least 5 - but no more than 65) on the first 10 pages of the website, and then match you up with someone who has selected the same stories, based on a percentage of choice similarities (please be sure to fill out your profile via "my profile/edit" if you want the other members to be able to fully appreciate you).

Here's how it works:

1. Log in with your member's account (or create one, it's totally free).

2. Choose at least 5 of your favorite stories (but no more than 65) contained within the first 10 pages of the website, by clicking on the little heart next to the FML.

3. Click on "Calculate your matches" and you'll immediately see all the FML members whose sense of humour matches with yours. You'll then be able to send private messages to the members you like the most. Since you have the same tastes, you'll probably have lots of stuff to talk about. Wax lyrical, get creative!

And off you go! CLICK HERE. You can even refresh your favourite FMLs every day to discover new matches.

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Maybe their butts hurt because people thumb theirs down all the time. See? I'm not funny enough to merit any thumbs up. That's why I deleted this comment, coz it sux0r3d.

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That's not my plan! Tsk, how weak do you think I am? THIS is my plan: I would put him in a jute bag with lots of stones and McNuggets, I would call the Wankers Anonymous to get them to smear their collection of man-juice all over his face. Meanwhile, I would stand there, pointing and laughing in a sailor outfit. I would then get LingLing to anal rape him with his cheapest anal stick, and at the same time get some Dutch hooker to give him loads of STDs. I would put my third-hand vibrator in his mouth and make him suck on it. Then I would throw him off the Big Ben.

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Sure, the only rule is that you have to wear a sailor outfit too. Other than that, you're free to join, to contribute and to stand there pointing and laughing with me.

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Yeah nah she wouldn't really, Rallets my son, no matter how fervently you may for wish some female interaction. LOL. LOL. LOL! LOL! LOL! :D

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HERP HERP HERPITY DERPZ :P :P :P :P :P You're like a toothless mule, Rallets... you used to have a little talent, back in 2009, but now, not so much. Not so much at all. But you know you like it, you live for the attention.

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I don't think Quite_Insane is reading this, I've been spying on him all day long and I would have noticed if he were! But don't worry, you're not Q_I's type, I would worry more about Perdix!

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