FML's Favorite Funny and Insane Bridezilla Stories!

Bridezilla: (bride·zil·la) Pronunciation: /brīdˈzilə/ noun humorous "A woman whose behavior in planning her wedding is regarded as obsessive or intolerably demanding." Origin: 1990s - a blend of bride and Godzilla

Weddings! The best days of our lives!

Or are they? The definition above is from the Oxford Dictionary, and it doesn't get more serious than that. The follow stories and clippings stolen from various websites and forums (thanks Reddit) demonstrate that weddings, for some reason, drive people absolutely insane. Not just the brides, because that would be a sexist statement, but also the grooms, the bridesmaids and… well everyone. Check out our selection, it might make you think twice about popping the question.

 

1 - Spoiled brat bride.

 

 

2 - Feeder bride.

 

 

3 - Optimist bride.

 

 

4 - Scammer bride.

 

 

5 - Bachelor party paranoia.

 

 

6 - No tattoo bride.

 

 

7 - The groom and his short-ass bride.

 

 

8 - The needy bride.

 

 

9 - Don't talk to the bride.

 

 

10 - Money money money bride.

 

 

11 - Selling tickets to my wedding.

 

 

12 - Free photos please.

 

 

13 - Dress according to your weight please.

 

 

14 - Dad is too enthusiatic, let's publicly shame him.

 

 

15 - Hair issues.

 


16 - My special day means $$$.

 

 

17 - Childfree weddings are cool, but come on.

 

 

18 - Since you put it so nicely…

 

 

19 - Height issues.

 

 

20 - We're not racists, but…

 

 

21 - Always making it about you, Karen.

 

 
That's it for now!

FML hopes you enjoyed this compilation of madness. Tell us all about your stories involving weddings and mad brides and grooms in the comments. And remember, this is 2019, weddings and marriage are really optional, one in two end in a messy divorce so avoid it like the plague. To paraphrase Doug Stanhope, why do you need to get the state and lawyers involved in your pure and beautiful feelings for each other?

See you all very soon, be excellent to each other.

By Alan / Wednesday 10 July 2019 16:03 /
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By  pins91  |  22

Wow. I was the complete opposite, I didn’t care for pretty much anything when it came to my wedding, my mum had to ask me on several occasions to actually give a shit about it... I only wanted to marry my husband, everyone else was obsessed with everything and telling me I needed to do this and that and I just didn’t care, I didn’t care for the details, as long as there was a celebrant who could marry us. Admittedly j do have one regret and that was our photographer, we spent $2,500 because I had seen her past wedding photos and they were incredible, but she didn’t caste for her job. She was just a bitch the entire time she was doing our wedding and we were disappointed when we got our photos back, we had a mother and daughter duo for our video for $500 for the entire day and they were wonderful, they stayed an extra 2 hours for free (their choice) whereas the photographer had it in her contract that she would be gone by no later than 7pm, had two breaks whenever she felt like
It (our wedding didn’t start till 3pm so she got to us after being an hour and a half late around 1pm) So she missed the wedding cake, dancing, didn’t care for personal touches, once the photos were ready she put it up on her page and added another 10 couples to come collect the photos example, the wedding parties
Mckenzie
Robinson
Toto
Cooper
Etc
Come collect your wedding pictures at this time. Thanks.
She just rubbed me up the wrong way, and like I said, she was the only let down, everything else was lovely

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By  pins91  |  22

Wow. I was the complete opposite, I didn’t care for pretty much anything when it came to my wedding, my mum had to ask me on several occasions to actually give a shit about it... I only wanted to marry my husband, everyone else was obsessed with everything and telling me I needed to do this and that and I just didn’t care, I didn’t care for the details, as long as there was a celebrant who could marry us. Admittedly j do have one regret and that was our photographer, we spent $2,500 because I had seen her past wedding photos and they were incredible, but she didn’t caste for her job. She was just a bitch the entire time she was doing our wedding and we were disappointed when we got our photos back, we had a mother and daughter duo for our video for $500 for the entire day and they were wonderful, they stayed an extra 2 hours for free (their choice) whereas the photographer had it in her contract that she would be gone by no later than 7pm, had two breaks whenever she felt like
It (our wedding didn’t start till 3pm so she got to us after being an hour and a half late around 1pm) So she missed the wedding cake, dancing, didn’t care for personal touches, once the photos were ready she put it up on her page and added another 10 couples to come collect the photos example, the wedding parties
Mckenzie
Robinson
Toto
Cooper
Etc
Come collect your wedding pictures at this time. Thanks.
She just rubbed me up the wrong way, and like I said, she was the only let down, everything else was lovely