FML's Favorite Funny and Insane Bridezilla Stories!
Weddings! The best days of our lives!
Or are they? The definition above is from the Oxford Dictionary, and it doesn't get more serious than that. The follow stories and clippings stolen from various websites and forums (thanks Reddit) demonstrate that weddings, for some reason, drive people absolutely insane. Not just the brides, because that would be a sexist statement, but also the grooms, the bridesmaids and… well everyone. Check out our selection, it might make you think twice about popping the question.
1 - Spoiled brat bride.
2 - Feeder bride.
3 - Optimist bride.
4 - Scammer bride.
5 - Bachelor party paranoia.
6 - No tattoo bride.
7 - The groom and his short-ass bride.
8 - The needy bride.
9 - Don't talk to the bride.
10 - Money money money bride.
11 - Selling tickets to my wedding.
12 - Free photos please.
13 - Dress according to your weight please.
14 - Dad is too enthusiatic, let's publicly shame him.
15 - Hair issues.
16 - My special day means $$$.
17 - Childfree weddings are cool, but come on.
18 - Since you put it so nicely…
19 - Height issues.
20 - We're not racists, but…
21 - Always making it about you, Karen.
That's it for now!
FML hopes you enjoyed this compilation of madness. Tell us all about your stories involving weddings and mad brides and grooms in the comments. And remember, this is 2019, weddings and marriage are really optional, one in two end in a messy divorce so avoid it like the plague. To paraphrase Doug Stanhope, why do you need to get the state and lawyers involved in your pure and beautiful feelings for each other?