FML's Favorite Funny and Dumb One-Star Reviews!
I DIDN'T GET MY WAY!
Internet review sites like Yelp and Trip Advisor can be a good indicator of whether or not somewhere or something is worth venturing outside the house for. However, some people feel the need to review, critique and vent about absolutely everything. Google reviews, Amazon, you name it, they've all got their one-star reviews. The fun starts when the reviewer adds a comment, and even better, when the business responds and reveals the potential reason behind the bad review. Here's a selection of a few we found online (ie. stole).
1 - Make sure the light is green before proceeding!
2 - Witchdoctor Vetrinary Service
3 - Ozzy Osbourne's Restaurant?
4 - You're fired!
5 - Best joke from the 15th of April 2019
6 - Strip clubs should have standards too
7 - You should be open when I want!
8 - Yes, it's the waiter's fault, not bad parenting
9 - Cheap ass
10 - Check brain before purchasing
11 - Poe's Law
12 - Won't watch, but will review what I haven't seen
13 - Loitering with no intent
14 - Swimmer wear
15 - How dare people try to change things for the common good?
16 - Oh, the double standards!
17 - I don't need you, but I'll review you!
18 - I have to pay for things?
19 - CPS? Are you there?
20 - Sounds homely
21 - One star for not letting me pay what I want!
22 - Damn, not staying there any time soon!
23 - Firefox is a commie! It's a conspiracy!
24 - What were you expecting?
25 - Entitled parent strikes again!
26 - I want more shit for free!
27 - Kroger and butterfingers
28 - Found under a bookstore in Japan
29 - Let me date the staff, you bastards!
30 - Are you sure you're not lying, Terrance?
31 - Bad app, not planning ahead for its users!
32 - Reviews under "Sausage Party"…
33 - Science, bitch!
34 - National Dog Day
That's it for now!
FML hopes you enjoyed the mess these people left in their wake, and that it will make you think twice before leaving a shitty review. Put some thought into what you write on the Internet. Not that I did while creating this article, but I'm a lazy git.