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FML's Comment Countdown: The 10 Most Hilarious Comments of The Week

By Nina / vendredi 11 août 2017 06:30
You guys had some dirty minds this week! Almost all ten of today's comments have something to do with human genitalia and one is the greatest compilation of puns I have ever seen.

10. How many things have you marked as your territory, alvarny?

“you're just marking your territory, they'll understand.”

-alvarny 

9. LaneBoy, it's about time we make Tara Reid relevant again.

“That blows more rod than Tara Reid on a Friday night for sure!”

-LaneBoy

8. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket, Glowworm56!

“'Anyway, how's your sex life?’”

-glowworm56

7. That’s a direct hit, PennyLane27.

“And you can "accidentally" send her a picture of your divorce papers ;)”

-PennyLane27

6. Not a bad idea, RichardPencil.

“Make her train her replacement!”

-RichardPencil

5. Sometimes it’s the most clueless users that inspire great comments. Wouldn’t you say, Morten Bork?

“meh. what's the big deal”

- Marc Davis_1399688004

            “her sons penis apparently”

            -Morten Bork 

4. More about peens!! Well observed, Lobby_Bee.

“Ironic how his penis is the cleanest body part on him now.”

-Lobby_Bee 

3. You tell him, Dave_Davington.

“You mean that pansy had to drill a hole in it first? Bah, a real man would fuck his way clean through the shell in less than three thrusts.”

-Dave_Davington

2. This is some next level punnery, pjsr. Don’t even want to know how long this took you to come up with, but I would like to thank you for bestowing it upon us.

By Lost5dollars - / Tuesday 8 August 2017 14:00 / United States - Worcester

“Next time you need to Gett some sleep to give yourself a Lyft, you better hide your phone. I know you can get in trouble Via your sleep; Juno that? If you goCatch a Cabify, Uber won't have to pay in advance. Maybe you should GoCar or GO-JEK. If the driver is good, she won't Careem from curb to curb like she has Wingz. Fasten your seatbelt if you're going to GrabTaxi, it's EasyTaxi, easy I'm telling you.”

-pjsr

1. Some people are a little hard on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) RichardPencil, but how can you not love him when he brings us gems like these?

“So, you’re going to sacrifice ____ for the sake of your _____? Hint: it’s the same word.”

-RichardPencil

            “What is the word?”

            -Davidfartman

                        “Johannesburg”

                        -RichardPencil 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

By damnitsam - / Sunday 6 August 2017 20:00 /

“So insensitive! Aren't you aware how much frozen groceries cost nowadays??”

-Druu

            “Or what dead animals smell like if allowed to thaw.”

            -RichardPencil

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