FML's 15 Favorite Funny Fuck-Ups of the Week!

Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people fucking their shit up, check out idiots being hilarious.

Long live the internet !

As you probably do, FML loves the internet. It contains places to hang out on like Reddit, Imgur and Twitter, where you can come across wonderfully strange clips, pictures and stories. Some stuff you'll see here might have been on the web for years, we can never know. So if you're considering commenting "OLD!" about something in this collection, remember, some people have lives. It's the internet. It's not like it's 1966 and we just found out about The Kinks.

1 Who comes up with these dumbass ideas? RIP rear windshield…

 

2 - Skillz.

via Gfycat

 

3 - Enough with this stupid challenge already!

4 - That pizza is going to be a bit matted.

5 - Never flip off the monkey.

6 - And don't piss off the alligator.

7 - You can't park there, Sheila.

via Gfycat

8 - One in a million shot.

via Gfycat

9 - Great landing.

10 - Yeah, great idea, totally rad.

11 - Leave the horse alone, you fool.

12 - Slow down, sunshine.

13 - This didn't go as planned.

via Gfycat

14 - If you insist on smoking while getting gas, the station intendant might take appropriate safety measures.

15 - Never brake-check or mess with truckers. They have CB Radio, they WILL get you.

from Dash Cam GIFs via Gfycat


That's it for now!

We hope you enjoyed our selection, and that you didn't grumble that much over things you might've seen before. And anyway, stop saying "old", it's blah. We hadn't seen most of these clips, and we've been on the internet since trolls.

See you next week! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Extra track - This guy just cracks us up.

There's no sound, to avoid any blablabla, but we can just watch him laugh at the other furious people on a loop. He's brilliant. We want him at our birthday party. Rock on, Green Shirt Guy.

 

By Alan / Thursday 8 August 2019 17:11 /
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

Dammit, people, stop fucking around with nature! It'll fucking kill you. Although I would like to see "Guy drop kicked by monkey" on Kimmel. And #8 is the most persistent idiot I've ever seen that wasn't a politician.

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

Nope, and nope. Doesn't matter how redneck you are, physics says that stump/rock is either going to cause your bumper to be ripped off, or it'll end up flying through your rear windshield, depending on the force applied. If you don't apply enough, it ain't budging.

And there's no guarantee that guy died. Yes, he got hit, and yes, he was knocked back, but you can't see what happened off-camera. He could have ended up further back in the store, and was most likely just pretty shook up, since neither the driver nor the guy at the front of the store panic, and rush toward him. Plus, it looks like the car stops after hitting some shelves, so I don't think he was being crushed between it and a wall, if he even hit a wall in the first place. The camera seems to be too close to the entrance to be mounted on the rear wall, which means there's more we're not able to see.

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By  Callyn  |  47

For #1, pulling stumps with a truck is pretty standard. These people had just never done it and also that appears to be a rock.

For #7, that woman must have killed the old guy. She obviously hit him. Shit where someone gets killed is not really funny, shit where people hurt themselves is much funnier.

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Nope, and nope. Doesn't matter how redneck you are, physics says that stump/rock is either going to cause your bumper to be ripped off, or it'll end up flying through your rear windshield, depending on the force applied. If you don't apply enough, it ain't budging.

And there's no guarantee that guy died. Yes, he got hit, and yes, he was knocked back, but you can't see what happened off-camera. He could have ended up further back in the store, and was most likely just pretty shook up, since neither the driver nor the guy at the front of the store panic, and rush toward him. Plus, it looks like the car stops after hitting some shelves, so I don't think he was being crushed between it and a wall, if he even hit a wall in the first place. The camera seems to be too close to the entrance to be mounted on the rear wall, which means there's more we're not able to see.

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I've just found the story. The woman driving was 38 at the time, and has multiple criminal convictions. The man hit by the car was badly injured, but he didn't die. She was sentenced in March this year to a minimum of four years, and a maximum of 15, due to her previous convictions, plus everything that happened in that incident, including her being high.

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  Callyn  |  47

Dude, I've seen it done. These people did it badly, but it is possible to do it safely.

An old man being seriously hurt by a car is still not funny. Yes, the woman is in jail and should be but FML trying to make it funny is not great.

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If you've seen more than one successful attempt to pull a stump/rock from the earth, they either weren't embedded very deeply, or it took a while, because there's no way a swift, sharp yank on something buried deep enough in the ground will cause it to come out with minimal effort. Unless the ground around it was soft. Generally, what happened in the video is the typical outcome, which is why most people dig them out.

You are right about the car crash video, however. It's not funny watching someone get hit by a car, except in movies. What you got wrong was jumping to the conclusion that the guy died. It was clear from the footage that he was knocked back, not slammed into, and 5 minutes of Google searching was all it took to find out what really happened.

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

Dammit, people, stop fucking around with nature! It'll fucking kill you. Although I would like to see "Guy drop kicked by monkey" on Kimmel. And #8 is the most persistent idiot I've ever seen that wasn't a politician.