FML Oh La La

Come with me on a trip to France to see how they do FML on the other side of the Atlantic!

Bonjour my sweet FMLers!

Forget about our usual Tuesday world tour, today we've got our eyes set on one destination: France. Check out these FMLs from the land of croissants, cigarettes, and B.O.

These users know that to fuck up, c'est la vie!

By heymee - 2/9/2014 07:33 - France

Today, at the restaurant, my boyfriend told his parents that we were going to get married. They pretended not to hear and had a discussion about the contents of their plates. FML

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By birkin - 22/4/2008 03:13 - France

Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a while, and I'd always wanted an uncommon proposal. As we get to the top, my mind started to fantasize. As he rifled through his pockets, I think to myself, “This is it, our big moment!” He then says, “I've always wanted to smoke a cigarette at 300 meters." FML

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By croissant - 24/8/2015 03:42 - France

Today, for the first day in our bakery, our intern brought croissants and rolls from our biggest competitor. FML

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By legrand - 14/9/2016 08:11 - France - Grenoble

Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you should pay more bills than me, since you’re taller, you eat more, drink more and your clothes take up more space in the washing machine”. FML

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By Excalibur - 23/4/2017 21:00 - France

Today, I held a family reunion at my house. I bought a present for my nephew and to mix things up, I hid it in the house. We let him search around, amused, when he suddenly emerged shouting “Auntie has a sword!” He had opened the drawer on my nightstand and pulled out my vibrator. FML

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By Nina / Monday 3 July 2017 16:39 / United States