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By e11ie - United States Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said "I can't wait for the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime soon. FML I agree, your life sucks 25801 You deserved it 3085 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crazymirrors - United States Today, my boyfriend decided that we should go to the carnival in the Bizarre House place where there were a lot of crazy mirrors. I checked myself out in one of the mirrors. Then my boyfriend says "That will probably be the only time you will ever look that skinny." FML I agree, your life sucks 46847 You deserved it 6261 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Metamora Today, a cop turned his lights and siren on to pull me over. I pulled into a parking lot and got a ticket. It wasn't until the cop pulled away that I realized that I'd pulled into, and interrupted, an on-going funeral visitation. FML I agree, your life sucks 24627 You deserved it 5187 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whywilson.. - Canada Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML I agree, your life sucks 13392 You deserved it 25755 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By housewiththinwalls - Sweden Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 44763 You deserved it 3940 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, my kids told me that for the FIRST time, my cooking was delicious. I made Kraft dinner that night. FML I agree, your life sucks 46134 You deserved it 8382 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lily - United States Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML I agree, your life sucks 33857 You deserved it 4549 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Heartbroken - United States She's got it going on! Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 2333 You deserved it 207 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jessmess - United States - Corpus Christi Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 27101 You deserved it 4763 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Portland Today, I found that someone had paid off my $16,500 student loan. I was so excited that I called my family and posted on Facebook about how awesome it was. Then I called the loan company and found out that they had just sold my loan to another company; no one had actually paid it off. FML I agree, your life sucks 30409 You deserved it 14123 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jshsnan - United States - San Francisco Today, while trying to calm down my four-year-old son who had a tantrum in a store, a man walked up to me and said, "You couldn't have worn the condom?" FML I agree, your life sucks 24499 You deserved it 5388 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 34784 You deserved it 23554 221 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mustanggt Today, I submitted an offer on a house. I got a call a few minutes later saying that it had collapsed. FML I agree, your life sucks 2560 You deserved it 184 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Uggghhh Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML I agree, your life sucks 4203 You deserved it 1714 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Notwanted - 20/4/2021 17:00 Where d'you all go? Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML I agree, your life sucks 662 You deserved it 37 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Encino Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML I agree, your life sucks 19659 You deserved it 2138 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - United States Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML I agree, your life sucks 13635 You deserved it 31013 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML I agree, your life sucks 32479 You deserved it 8742 148 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Awkward - United States Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 37734 You deserved it 4286 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dancingqueef - United States - Kingston Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML I agree, your life sucks 12667 You deserved it 1174 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Chesapeake Today, I was so proud of a clever analogy I'd written to a friend in a text, that I “dropped the mic” afterward. I realized what I'd done a split second before the phone hit the ground and shattered into a million pieces. FML I agree, your life sucks 1243 You deserved it 5375 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Julia - New Zealand Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML I agree, your life sucks 10739 You deserved it 38165 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML I agree, your life sucks 9430 You deserved it 771 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThreeMoreYears Jesus, take the wheel Today, during my religion class, my instructor decided to use the state of the class's cars as a metaphor for our relationship with God. When I told him my car had been totalled in an accident last week, he yelled at me for being an "agent of Satan." One class down, 59 to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 1430 You deserved it 208 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By idiot says pussy - United States Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML I agree, your life sucks 49256 You deserved it 7912 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/2/2021 08:00 - Austria We need to know more! Today, I lost the best girl that I’ve ever met, she blocked me on every social media and I don't know why, she wrote to me every day, and suddenly I got blocked. Her birthday is in one month, I had the best present and I can't even change or return it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1177 You deserved it 156 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MH - Norway - Sandnes Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML I agree, your life sucks 43923 You deserved it 3956 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By single - United States - San Jose Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML I agree, your life sucks 5126 You deserved it 488 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Lebanon Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 33766 You deserved it 5074 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Unionville Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML I agree, your life sucks 29006 You deserved it 38505 166 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Monroe Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML I agree, your life sucks 46076 You deserved it 3819 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Whoisshe Unknown number Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 1913 You deserved it 383 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mistletoe - United States - Miami Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML I agree, your life sucks 54805 You deserved it 5175 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cgold - United States Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML I agree, your life sucks 89082 You deserved it 8806 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By guttedgirl - United Kingdom Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 35301 You deserved it 23491 244 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sisi - United States - Mesa Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML I agree, your life sucks 5472 You deserved it 11038 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Zigazig Ah Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML I agree, your life sucks 5252 You deserved it 773 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lostintellct - United States Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML I agree, your life sucks 17194 You deserved it 51141 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I used a blanket outside for a picnic. Later, while throwing it in the washer, I noticed a lizard jump out to land inbetween the bowl and the side. Then I noticed a wasp had joined it. I'm scared to open my washer now. FML I agree, your life sucks 4987 You deserved it 582 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TipsyTj - Canada - Kentville Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 22123 You deserved it 3234 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, I'm in a relationship in which the sex was great and constant at the beginning. Now it’s so quick, bad and inconsistent, it’s like going at it with... I agree, your life sucks 225 You deserved it 33 0 Comments
Today, my husband’s been dropping hints he wants to open our marriage. When I got home, a couple of his coworkers dropped by "for drinks". They tried to... I agree, your life sucks 561 You deserved it 37 6 Comments
